NO ONE'S POV:
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh
A newlywed couple and their brother-in-law just moved to town
A regular family
Who left the big city
To find a quiet life
WandaVision!
Starring (Y/N)!
She's a magical gal
In a small town locale
He's a hubby who's part time machine
And he's just a guy
Looking to claw his way through life
How will this trio fit in and pull through?
Oh, by sharing a love
Like you've never seen
WandaVision!
Starring (Y/N)!
(Cut to the kitchen where Wanda & Y/N are doing the dishes.)
Wanda: (Y/N)!
(Y/N): What? I'm helping you with the dishes, aren't I?
Wanda: Washing your claws in the sink doesn't count as washing the dishes.
(Y/N): What else am I supposed to cut my food with?
(As the brother & sister are having this conversation, Wanda is telepathically cleaning dishes. She floats some plates onto a shelf & wipes a cup down with a dish rag as Y/N is trying to get his claws squeaky clean. Vision enters, reading a newspaper. Wanda doesn't notice & hits him in the head with a plate, which shatters onto the floor.)
Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?
Wanda: [chuckles]
(Vision walks over & kisses her. She magically repairs the plate & walks over to the fridge.)
(Y/N): Are you talking to me?
Vision: You are the only one in the room with us.
(Y/N): Then yes. You two are a fine pair.
Wanda: What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?
Vision: I say, "Oh, I don't eat food."
(Y/N): And I say, "Wanda and I do."
(Wanda opens the refrigerator.)
Wanda: Well, that explains the empty refrigerator.
(Y/N): What have we been eating then?
(Something catches Vision's eye.)
Vision: Wanda?
Wanda: Hmm?
Vision: Is there something special about today?
Wanda: Well, I know the apron is a bit much, dear, but I am doing my best to blend in.
Vision: No, no, there on the calendar. Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date.
(Wanda & Y/N turn to the calendar.)
Wanda: Oh, yes, the heart.
Vision: Hmm...perhaps (Y/N) has a date today?
(Y/N): [scoffs] I wish!
YOU ARE READING
MCU: The Third Maximoff
ActionI'm not like Wanda and Pietro. I've had these powers since we were kids. Hopefully I can use these powers to clean up my home and do some good along the way. Fingers crossed!
