The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

honestly
fuck all of you and your gryffindor ass

baby black🥺🖤
what she said

lion bitch🦁❤️
just accept defeat and we'll all get along nicely

you first

lion bitch🦁❤️
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME

sister❤️
i see you people take quidditch very siriusly

FUCK YOU LILY

angel🥺❤️
tournament's not over dumbasses
there still a lot left

I DONT CARE
THE ONE TIME I DO COMMENTARY
THE ONE TIME
AND YOU PEOPLE WIN
HONESTLY
FUCK ALL OF YOU
i fucking hate gryffindors

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
and yet we're like 95% of your friend group

puppy🐕🖤
one of them's your boyfriend

my moony🌙❤️
your mistress

lion bitch🦁❤️
and your brother

still
get the hell outta my face
sirius istg
you walk towards me i'm punching you in the groin

baby black🥺🖤
do it
don't be shy👀
but ffs mckinnon
did you really had to sock me in the jaw?
i thought we were friends here

blondie👯‍♀️
peace was never an option
we're friends until i step foot in the quidditch pitch
after that
fuck you, snake

HEY

Blondie👯‍♀️
not you sweetheart

ughhh
i need to tend my wounded ego
and reg's jaw🤡

puppy🐕🖤
but can we talk about vixen doing commentary
minnie was having ten heart attacks

sister❤️
it also didn't help that i joined in for a while

and moony started cussing me out and everyone heard that

wormy🐭✨
"nott get your fucking act together and stop sucking zabini's dick. we all know he's packing but COME ON! i didn't do commentary just so you can embarrass me! me being your housemate is bad enough."
10/10 entertainment

lion bitch🦁❤️
the highlight for me was
"REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! MARLENE STOP PUNCHING MY CHILD OR I'LL PUNCH YOU!"

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
ummm jade
sorry for the quaffle

it was a bludger actually🤡
if it weren't for sunny i would be in the hospital wing rn

best black👯‍♀️
you're welcome
frank
how's the ribs?😌

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
sore no thanks to you

alice
take care of your man

angel🥺❤️
👁👄👁