shrek had a secret side job that no one knew about. he was a stripper. after he finished his shift at mcdonalds he went to the club, did like one dance, made that bag and went home to count up his money. he made a lot of money because he is really shrexy and flexible.
one day while he was walkng around in his 8 inch heels he twisted his ankle and had to stop being a stripper for a while. he was really sad but to release his sadness he set fire to hogwarts (as stated in a previous chapter). eventually his ankel got better and he resumed being a stripper until one day he got a notification saying he got a text that read "ik u r a stripper". it was from.....
