𝐓𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝒕.𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒐

14↝𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉?

you walked into kuroo's house and took your crocs off and left them at the door. you and kuroo both started to walk up the stairs but you stopped and made kuroo look back in confusion.

"WOWWW THIS IS NOICEEEE! THIS ALL YOU RIGHT HERE? YOU AINT GOT NO ROACHES OR NOTHING!!" you looked at everything with the most stupidest grin on your face.

"Darling...you've been in my house multiple times. Why do you say that literally every time you come here." Kuroo rolled his eyes at you and started to sigh.

"AYO?!?!? DARLING?????"

"what are you uncomfortable or something?"

"not at all but LORD HAVE MERCYYYYY"

"I'm so concerned y/n"

"Say that again. Lemme make it my notification sound."

"911?? yeah this one right here. Don't they still give nice stuff to people when you put them into a mental institution???"

"bitch?" you ran up the stairs and hit kuroo in his shoulder

"You did that for what? I'm surprise your short ass could have reached it."

"You said that for what? Is it because I'd let Kiyoko fuck me? IS IT BECAUSE I'M SHORT."

"Ima say it again. 911??? yeah this one RIGHT THERE. When you see a white van pull up don't act surprised. Don't resist either."

"You're only acting like this because I'm very fruity. This y/n slander? Needs to go away."

"I'd fuck a dilf and a milf"

"Right because I'd babysit a baby I guess."

"Not going to lie you sound like a person who would fuck Endeavor."

you stopped and looked at kuroo with a concerned facial expression."

"I'm scared"

"You should be y/n"

"Where's your hot ass dad."

"See this is what you're not going to do"

"He's a HOT ass dilf" you emphasized on the hot.

"He needs to get a restraining order for fucks sake." kuroo sighed

"That's mean. God isn't pleased with you"

"He ain't please with you either. He ran out of paper by now from writing all the shit you do. He's probably writing in stone by now."

"Why I'm I getting violated...."

"Why not?"

"You did this for what?" Kuroo looked at you in confusion but he caught on.

"Why not???"

"Why though?"

"Why not"

"I'm glad you caught on." you said clapping your hands.

"I'm not dense like you."

"THIS? Y/N SLANDER???? Isn't allowed I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. Oh wait yes I do motherfucker."

"One day Ima find some big ass dogs and I'll let them chase after you. Let's see how fast you'll run."

"See if you just homophobic? That's all you had to say." you finally made it to kuroo's room where you plopped onto his bed.

"well damn I see you're already making yourself comfortable y/n"

"yes yes" you looked around your room and you noticed how tidy and organized everything is. One thing that really stood out was that there was a photo with a tacky frame. you pointed to it and asked.

"hey kuroo?" Kuroo stopped what he was doing and looked at you. "What's that photo?"

"which one?"

"the one of the tacky frame"

Kuroo grabbed the photo and brought it you. you stared at it then screamed into his pillow.

"WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT KUROO?"

the picture was about 4 years old because it was taken when you guys were in middle school. It was you and kuroo in the rain covered in mud because you tripped over some rocks and dragged him down with you.

"So when we have children i guess, I'll show them how much of a klutz you were." you tried to grab it but he raised his hand so you couldn't reach it.

"burn that shit. Once you do we can start studying." you said trying to get the photo.

"No. respectfully y/n"

"BURN IT"

"I SAID NO"

you jumped onto kuroo which made him fall off of the bed. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you onto him so you could have fall along with him.

"YOU BITCH" you both were on the cold floor.

you pulled his hair that made him winced in pain.

"BITCH OH YOU WANNA GO?" Kuroo got his hand and grabbed your hair from the root lifting your head. "STOPPPPP".  You twisted his nipples hard that made him let go of your hair and rolled over in pain while holding his chest.

"WHY"

"I was gonna bite it"

Kuroo got up and dusted his pants while side-eyeing you

"I'M LITERALLY DONE BEING YOUR TUTOR"

"No."

"Y/n for fuck sake why did you TWIST them so hard."

"I dunno know"

kuroo walked over to you and picked you up so he could have thrown you in the bed."

"bitch?"

"Just get your books out and let's get it over with. You're staying here tonight right?"

"Yes why? You wanna fuck?"

"Touch the grass"

"Well I cannot! I'm sorry." Kuroo raised his brow. "If I'm going to suck you off, I believe I'm going to need two hands because one is to grip your thigh because you have nice juicy ass thighs and the next one is to just be there for sturdy support."

"You know my church is accepting new members?"

"TAKE ME TO THE KING!"

kuroo sat on his bed with his hands on his head . "I hate it here."

"same man same."

A/N:

pls keep in mind I have exams

so there will be some slow updates. I'm trying ffs