Florida: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Gov: Alright, what's 30x17?
Florida: 47
Gov: That's not even close.
Florida: But it was fast.
Gov: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Florida, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Gov: God, give me patience.
Florida: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Gov: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Gov: What does 'take out' mean?
Texas: Food.
California: Dating
Louisiana: Murder
Florida: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Florida: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Texas: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
California: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Louisiana: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Gov: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
