Hawaii: Oh my god look at that face.
Alaska: If you're feeling suicidal than you've come to the right place.
Florida, handing New York a balloon: I have no soul have a nice day.
New York: I don't have one either.
Florida: *laughs*
Nevada: Hey I'm lesbian.
Utah: I thought you where American.
Nevada:
Florida: Can I say something into the microphone?
Texas: Only about Jesus Christ.
Texas: Do not say about the homos.
Florida: Ok
Florida, into the microphone: Worship Satan.
Florida and Louisiana: AAAH
Gov: AH stop I was gonna drop my croissant.
Nevada: So I'm sitting there.
Nevada: Barbecue sauce on my titties.
California: *dies of laughter*
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
