Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Scar: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife.

Scar: And that's how you start a collection!

Bdubs: If someone stabs you and you don't bleed out in 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leave.

Cub: If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they're out.

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Hels: You'll never take me alive! 

Wels: I wasn't planning too! 

Hels: That's so dark!

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Mumbo: You often use humour to deflect trauma

Grian: Thank you

Mumbo: I didn't say that was a good thing

Grian: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Cleo: I should probably tell people how I feel today.

Cleo: It can't be healthy keeping this all bottled up.

Cleo: I need to open up to somebody.

Literally anyone: How are you?

Cleo: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE.

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Hypno: Yesterday I overheard Ex saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and X replying "Trust me." and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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Zed: you're just so strong and smart and funny- and I just ... you're everything I like to see in a man -

Tango: Zed this is really sweet and I like you a lot but my life is too chaotic for a boyfriend right now-

Zed: oh no no no-

Tango: no? Cause I thought that's what you were-

Zed: no no that's not what I was asking don't worry!

Tango: oh ... then this is really awkward... my apologies ...

Zed: I was going to ask you to marry me

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Iskall: I'm not jealous

Stress: Yesterday you yelled at a guy because he asked if I wanted a drink

Iskall: So?

Stress: Iskall he was the waiter

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Impulse: What doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor!

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Jevin: *giving a speech about internet safety & not sharing personal info, using Beef as an example*

Etho: if Beef asked me for my social security number I would give it to him no questions asked.

xB: Your Identity Will Be Stolen

Etho: ok, and?

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Tfc: Are you crying?

X: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction

Keralis: To what?

X: To life.

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Ren: this is my wall of inspirational people.

Doc: there's a picture of you.

Ren: i am big enough to admit that i'm inspired by myself.

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Beef: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.

Biffa: That's him, officer. That's the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.

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Joe: I'll eat the kneecaps of people who wronged me

Joe: Starting with False, c'mere bitch

False: I'll kick in your teeth, motherfucker

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Mumbo: Ex, what motivates you?

Ex: A desire to make the world a better place.

Mumbo: Cool. What about you, BT?

BadTimes: An unhealthy mix of spite, pettiness, the thirst for vengeance, and pure relentless rage.

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Wels: "Yes I have had wedding invitations made that say that Wels  and X. Void invite you to their wedding. No I haven't decided which Void sibling the X is referring to."

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Grian: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost-

Scar: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Zed: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Ex: HEEEEEEY MACARENA!!!

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Today's Question:

If the sound of a cake is tree and your dog tastes of purple, what is your favourite flavour of sound to see in school?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next time, bye! ~Mors