[ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴊᴊᴋ]

forty four

Tae:
so how was the wedding?

amazing

Tae:
uhh
what

Well
Good and bad lmao

Tae:
I was gonna say
I just wanna know what happened to make you say amazing
because I was expecting a "eh" or  a "not great"
yanno
seen as it was your dad's wedding

I would tell you but based on past events I don't know if that's really a good idea

Tae:
how was I supposed to know she was his sister 😐

still

Tae:
I
Kim Taehyung
pledge that I shall not speak a word of the conversation being held at this moment

tae is that you?

Tae:
no it's Morgan Freeman
yes it's me dumbass

sorry its just you were speaking clear and intellectual English for once so it kinda thew me off a bit

Tae:
just tell me what happened 😑

okay okay fine
I kissed Taigi
more than once

Tae:
see that wasn't so hard now was it?
WAIT YOU WHAT

yup
you're still as slow as ever

Tae:
jesus christ it took you both long enough

wdym both?

Tae:
Well you probably already know this by now
and if you don't then I'm gonna get the Shit beaten outta me by Taigi
but she likes you
like a lot

you knew
and didn't tell me?

Tae:
YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M SHIT AT KEEPING SECRETS AND THEN GET ANNOYED WHEN I ACTUALLY KEEP ONE

I'm just sayin
we could've gotten together quicker if you'dve just said 🤷‍♂️

Tae:
YOU'RE TOGETHER!?
LIKE
TOGETHER TOGETHER!?

ah shit I wasn't supposed to mention that part

Tae:
yeah who's shit at keeping secrets now 😌

okay well I wouldn't say we're together together just yet
but we're talking about it

Tae:
does Jimin know anything about it?

that's why we're talking about it
I think I'm gonna tell Jimin myself first
and mainly just about the kiss part
so he knows I'm not keeping anything from him
and then ig we'll see where it goes from there

Tae:
smart
smart

I know

Tae:
just be prepared for an ass whoopin

already thought about it 😐
seen