Faked // Ateez

:15:

-Yikes-

Vera🪴: Jia, for the sake of this entire household please call your brother and tell him not to give my mother our location

Jia🎀: Whats happening?? What happened with the CEO???

Vera🪴: He told us some stuff and gave us a list of stuff to do by next week including telling our parents about the "marriage"

Maru🧊: Stuff as in? And you explained to her the situation right??

San💤: They are sharing the Master bedroom, getting rings, suit and a dress, and the telling their families thing

Mingi🦁: San!! Sorry Vera...

Yunho⚡️: San you idiot 🤦‍♂️

Vera🪴: It's alright Mingi they were going to find out one way or another and the thing with my mom welllllllllllll

Jia🎀: Vera what happened??

Vera🪴: She refused to listen and now she thinks this is A) A real marriage and B) bringing my entire family to meet my husband 🤠

Naomi☄️: Wait entire family as in your older brothers?????!

Vera🪴: All 5 of them 🤠

Mingi🦁: Five older brothers?!

Vera🪴: Yes, now Jia please call Owen and save us.

Jia🎀: Yeah about that... Owen already gave them the info

Vera🪴: Oh no

Mingi🦁: Oh no

Jongho🍎: Oh no no no

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: Jongho not the time for TikTok!!

Jongho🍎: It's always the time for TikTok 😤

Jia🎀: Yeah looks like your mom was " ecstatic that you finally accepted someone's proposal" and Owen is still salty

Noami☄️: But plus side, your brothers are coming!!!

Wooyoung🕹: Not to pry but why does that matter?

Maru🧊: They are all drop dead gorgeous!!

Noami☄️: And successful!!

Jia🎀: And so sweet!!

Yeosang🏔: Jia you too?

Jia🎀: Yes me too 😤

Vera🪴: EW will you three stop ?!?

Seonghwa🎆: So switching gears, Vera you've been proposed too before and why would Owen be salty?

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: Seonghwa istg 🤦‍♂️

Jia🎀: Vera has been proposed to 27 times including Owen who used to be her boyfriend

Vera🪴: Yup

Mingi🦁: 27 times... Huh  🤠

Vera🪴: Dw it's all in the past 🤩

Naomi☄️: Btw, Jia, our stuff isn't here so where are we sleeping for the week?

Jia🎀: ...we should probably figure that out

Vera🪴: Well, I'm good since Mingi and I are sharing the master and for some reason it was already furnished

Yeosang🏔: KQ probably figured that neither of you had legitimate furniture for it

Mingi🦁: That makes sense

Noami☄️: I'm cool with the couch but I'll need some pillows and blankets

Wooyoung🕹: You can barrow some of mine if you'd like?

Noami☄️: Sure, thank you!

Wooyoung🕹: Np !

Maru🧊: It's a little late to pick out anything rn, but tomorrow I'll probably buy a new bedroom set... I've been wanting to do that for a while anyways so it works out!

Jia🎀: Cool then I can tell Owen not to load your furniture and just your stuff, but you'll need somewhere to sleep for the night...

Yunho⚡️: When San and I spilt our excess furniture, I got the couch we used for late night gaming. It's pretty comfy for naps, if that works?

Maru🧊: Thanks that sounds great ^^

Jia🎀: Cool so that just leaves me

Yeosang🏔: We could always do it like when we were in highschool?

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: What 🤠

Vera🪴: What 🤠

Seonghwa🎆: What 🤠

Naomi☄️: What 🤠

Jia🎀: He means a SLEEPOVER we had lots of sleepovers as high school because we were prepping for exams

Yeosang🏔: Seriously guys get your minds out of the gutter!

Jia🎀: Exaclty we are just friends!

Yeosang🏔: Best friends!

Yunho⚡️: Hahahahahah I'm just gonna go casually bang my head on the wall now

Vera🪴: Bruh Same

San💤: Also what's for dinner?

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: Takeout?

Jia🎀: I saw this wing place down the road?

Mingi🦁: Wings 🤩

Maru🧊: Wings 🥰

Yeosang🏔: Wings 😎

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: Wings it is !