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~Haha not 'laziness circle anymore~
Daruk: Today we are going to investigate on a new shrine that just grew out of the ground yesterday. It's because Link and Revali defeated a Talus, which opened up a new shrine.
Zelda: Shrine!
Link: Reckless stunts!
Mipha: LAVA!
Revali: Carts!
Urbosa: Heat!
Daruk: Let's be off.
~Time skip~
Link: Ok so we're all in a long line, so if you go TOO FAST, you will bump, and we will fall into the lava. Got it?
Zelda: Yeah. Link is first, so he'll begin
Link: Weeeeeeee
Zelda: AHHHH
Mipha: Oh my goddess the bomb-
Urbosa: I haven't had fun like this in a hundred years~!
Revali: MIPHA YOU BUMPED ME AHHH
Revali: *clinging to the minecart rails*
Mipha: *drags Revali up*
Urbosa: I see the shrineeeeeeee
Link: I'm first!
Link: WOAH DARUK
Daruk: *bumped into Link and sent him flying*
Link: OOF
Daruk: Sorry, Little Guy
Mipha: Ok, Link get your Sheikah Slate.
Link: Activates
Zelda: Oohh!! This has been my wish for forever!
Link: This shrine's name is called, "LAVA BOATS!"
~I know it's not really called Lava Boats there is no such shrine named Lava Boats~
Zelda: OMG, GET ON A BOAT
Link: I don't know why there's 10 boats but just get on any one, chop the string, and take a empty chest! Use Magnesis and push it towards the sail, you'll glide fast!
~That method works if you don't have wind or a Korok Leaf ;)~
Zelda: OMG There's an enemy camp in front us, and it's on the water...?
~Inspired from one of the floors in the Trial of The Sword, Beginning Trials~
Mipha: OMG THEY'RE shooting fire arrows at our boats
Link: SNIPE THEM
Revali: I just shot 3 of them down. It's hard to, when the boat is actually moving.
Link: Ok I made it on the hideout. Just killed 6 Moblins, oh nevermind 10 Moblins now
Zelda: OK I threw bombs at like 20 of them, they're all dead
Revali: OMG THEY GOT MY RAFT I'M SINKING
Daruk: DITCH THE RAFT
Link: i got 300 rupees in this chest!
Urbosa: Wow these monsters really do hate lightning
Daruk: AND MY MAGMA SMASHING
Revali: TAke this, asinine lizafols!
Mipha: Who are you calling asinine
Link: Yay! The door opened....never mind. There's a whole 'nother room, and it's not water. It's lava on the floor.
Mipha: OH GODDESS
Revali: I'm staying in here. AHH NVM There's spikes emerging on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!
Daruk: I can swim in lava, but so can these Lizalfos. So if we push them in, I can drown them to death.
Link: Sounds good. Daruk, here's 30 of them! *fans Korok leaf and tosses 30 of them in*
Daruk: Wrestle wrestle
Mipha: WOW uh elemental weaknesses..they're weak to water so I'm great with that!
Zelda: *Sniping everybody with Light Arrows*
Urbosa: Great job, Daruk! They're dying out!
Door: Opens
Urbosa: IS THIS THE END?!
Link: YES! The monk!! .....but-
Mipha: Yes but. It's very deep underwater. WHAT US WRONG WITH THIS SHRINE
Link: *takes a deep breath* DIVE!
Link: Oh my Hylia you sure know how to make a challenge, Hylia
Link: I see it! oh wow This time, you can actually go inside with the monk! wait!!! There's only room for 2 people!! Then i'll stay out
Zelda; *running out of air* HOW DEEP IS THIS SHI*
Mipha: Link and I can stay out. I can breathe underwater.
Daruk: OMG I'M SINKING I NEED TO GO INSIDE
Urbosa: I can withstand my air.
Daruk: MONK, GIMME.
Link: Slow down you gotta wait.
Zelda: *plugs in earbuds*
Urbosa: *sticks fingers in ear*
Daruk: *steals orb* THANK YOU, WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY
Link: And now we gotta swim back up, I'm runnin outta air.
Mipha: *breathless*
Link: *GASP* Oh my Hylia that was long we're never coming back here
~Time skip~
Link: HEY!
Zelda: what
Mipha: what
Daruk: what
Urbosa: what
Revali: what
Link: RACE YOU TO MY HOUSE!
Zelda: HEy wtf
Mipha: NO FAST TRAVELING!
Link: Come on, Epona! yAh!
(Link has left the chat)
Zelda: Come on, Princess!! (Princess = horse)
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Urbosa: Well come on, Stormy. let's show 'em who's boss. (Stormy = sand seal)
Daruk: ...Come on, myself. let's roll to hateno!
(Daruk has left the chat)
Revali: ........well come on, flap flap flap
(Revali has disconnected because when he was flapping his wings he dropped the Sheikah Slate and it landed on the floor)
Anyways dare and ideas are always welcomed so cia!
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