Gov: Should I get rid of Florida?
Gov: Nah he's to precious.Gov, surrounded by animals: Fuck you I'm happy.
Florida, singing the cuss song:
Utah, crying in a corner: I don't how to escape this hell.Mass: New York can you pass the salt.
New York: *Throws New Jersey*Cali: My blood consists of nothing but iced coffee and McDonald's sprite.
Washington, programming his synthesizer so it plays cuss word: It's beautiful.
Cali, to Muffin: You can't eat the broom.
Muffin: Meow
Cali: You can't eat the broom.
Muffin: Meow
Cali: NooooSpain/Mexico walk in: Hey-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ABUSIVE BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER...New York: Hi I'm bi.
Florida: Hey I'm gay.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio