He's here he's queer he's everywhere

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Gov: Should I get rid of Florida?
Gov: Nah he's to precious.

Gov, surrounded by animals: Fuck you I'm happy.

Florida, singing the cuss song:
Utah, crying in a corner: I don't how to escape this hell.

Mass: New York can you pass the salt.
New York: *Throws New Jersey*

Cali: My blood consists of nothing but iced coffee and McDonald's sprite.

Washington, programming his synthesizer so it plays cuss word: It's beautiful.

Cali, to Muffin: You can't eat the broom.
Muffin: Meow
Cali: You can't eat the broom.
Muffin: Meow
Cali: Noooo

Spain/Mexico walk in: Hey-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ABUSIVE BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER...

New York: Hi I'm bi.
Florida: Hey I'm gay.

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