Statehouse stuff

This is buwullshit

Cali: Bullshit.

Florida: Buwullshit.

Gov: Stay in school, eat your vegetables, don't do drugs.

Florida: Stay in vegetables, eat your drugs, don't do school.

Cali, opens laptop: Aight lets do some work today.

Cali, realizes he has a bunch of shit to do: Lets do this tomorrow.

Cali: God isn't real.

Cali: I pray for death each day and it doesn't come.

Texas: 

Utah:

Gov: What the fuck.

Florida: Oh yeah that's normal, god's a pussy and wont ever kill someone.

Texas: How do you know?

Florida: I've prayed for death too, many times.

Therapist: So what makes you sad?

New York, deadpan: I've never felt sad in my life.

Therapist: Ok then. 

New York: People that feel sad can go fuck off.