Safeguard

Stluna Crack I

Stluna Crack I

[ at stiles graduation ]
luna: good morning, sir
stiles: it's 'officer' now, baby
luna: nah
luna: it's barely even sir

stiles: lu? what's the most attractive thing about me — asking for science..
luna:
luna: your girlfriend
stiles: ...
malia: i 110% agree
luna: see she gets it

noah stilinski: are you high?
luna: what?
noah: high?
luna: hello?
stiles: dear god..

stiles: my mind is like an internet browser
scott: ???
stiles: about 15 tabs are opened, half of them are frozen, and i don't know where the music is coming from..
luna: the music is coming from mine.
scott: what—
stiles: makes sense.
scott: wHAT?!!?

stiles: lu we talked about this! no stabbing people! why'd you stab malia?
luna: yes i know — but you should've heard what she said to me!
stiles: what she'd say?
luna, mocking malia: "what are you gonna do? stab me bitch?!"
stiles:
luna: in my defense — i didn't eat her. i could've done that. did you want me to do that instead!
stiles: dear lord..

luna: pls send dudes
stiles:
stiles: do you mean sends nudes..luna i'm in class..i kinda can't rn..
luna: no dumbass. i'm in a fight with the lunch ladies again
luna: i want lydia & malia — they know how to handle those old cranky bitches without ripping their jugulars out.
stiles: ...

luna: i prevented stiles murder today
lydia: oh really? how'd you save him?
luna: self control.
stiles:
lydia: oh cool
lydia: wait a minute—

kate: fifty grande and ill give her back
luna: the fuck
luna: you think i'm only worth fifty grande
luna: onLY FIFTY FUCKING GRANDE — BITCH PLEASE I COULD EAT YOU IF I WANTED TOO! IM ONLY NOT DOING IT CAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY BOYFRIENDS STUPID RULES WHORE! AND I ALSO DONT EAT FAKE BITCHES LIKE YOU?!
luna, snatching the phone from kate: fucking give me that shit!
kate: ...
luna: make it fucking one hundred people.
stiles: luna what the fuck —

scott: you made malia tea? malia doesn't drink tea..
luna: just boiled up some wolfsbane
scott looking at stiles:
stiles: i-i swear it's progress!