Statehouse stuff

*Smacks your ankle with a scooter*

Florida, walking in: So nobody died.

Gov: What kind of hello is that!?

District: What the-

Gov, surrounded by random animals: Just let me do my thing.

Maine: I'm not like the others.

Maine: I don't yell fuck you at everything.

Spain, to Florida: You're a failure of a child.

Mass: And you're a failure of a parent.

Florida: So I heard the bed broke?

Indiana: Yeah?

Florida: You must've had fun last night! ;)

Indiana: Oh I did!

[last night]

Alabama, and Ohio: Indiana what the fuck are you doing?

Indiana, jumping full force onto the bed for the 5th time: Let me do my thing!

Cali: I will lay here and cry, and no one can stop me!

Florida, holding a scooter:

Gov: No.

Florida, starts swinging it around:

Gov: Florida NO!

Cali: I have been given the gift of not being able to get fat.

Cali: So I can stress eat McDonalds whenever I want.