Scp x reader one shots

Able with a short s/o

Scp 076

You know he's gonna put things above his head and see you struggle to get it

He'll also teach you how to knock someone down by their ankles

"(Y/N) attack!"

He thinks your precious and he carries you around often

"I don't do human contact, the last time I touched someone was in hand to hand combat"

"Your literally holding (Y/N) right now"

You: ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~

Able: ..... This means nothing

You: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Able: *whispers* it's okay I'm only lying.

He loves making you angry cause it reminds him of a angry Chihuahua. Or a short angry porcupine

"Why are you both late for the mission?!?"

Able eating McDonald's fries: (Y/N) got hungry

You with chicken nuggets:  🙂✌️

He thought you were a child the first time you met

"Who that a child be on this mission"

"Fuck you tattoo's"

Not a very good first impression

He holds you up in the air some times and your just like ヽ(#'Д')ﾉ you try to kick and punch him but you can't cause of how short your arms and legs are

You soon enough warmed up to him and use his shoulders to see high places.

Some random doctor: why do you think (Y/N) uses Able as a ladder

You currently on Abel's shoulder: piss off!!

You just hug his head at this point, he's too tall

(I think he's 6'5 or something, he's basically a giant)

You: (｀⌒'メ)

Some random guy: oh yeah what are you going to do down there shorty?

Able lifting your up: (︶^︶)

You: (｀ﾍ')=3

The random guy: really? =_=

A random soldier: you do realise the mission started an hour ago

Able with pizza in his mouth: .....

You with pizza in your mouth: really?

He taught you how to take advantage of your height on tall people

Like how to take someone down by their knee caps or how to kick them in the ankles to take them down.

He will let you on his shoulders and run full speed. Especially in missions

"Where is Able and (Y/N)?"

"..... Oh no"

You on able's shoulders running after the subject: WHOOOOHOOOOOO

"This my baby and ain't NOBODY gonna touch 'em"

You get piggy back rides often from him.

Random guy: is that a child? (Gesturing to you)

Able: HEY! Only I can say that to (Y/N)!

You: (－_－#)

Random guy: who is that?

Able holding you like a toy by the hips: this is my midget

Able seeing a short person: (Y/N) it's your people

You: do you wanna die?

Another random guy: who's that

You pointing at Able: this is my escalator

One time Able bent down to your height and said "so what's it like down there?", after 5 minutes Able showed up with a bloody forehead and bruised all over him.

And for some reason a bite marks on his leg.

Able tried stuffing you in a bag, and it worked, but he did it so he could carry you around with your head poking out and ordered you to jump out at someone if they tried to look in the bag.

Nothing to do with Able but a extra rule for Dr Bright is to not stuff you in a closet of a cabinet to jump scare others.

Able often carries you over his shoulder like a rag doll.