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wait i need to confirm. did you get wilbur's number?

yes i did

also I AM NOT AN OLD PERSON

I LITERALLY SAID I WAS 16

gosh, back to this

prove it.

prove what? that im 16?

yea

uhm

what do you want to know

whats your favorite thing to do?

i like to play minecraft

wait you play minecraft?

yeah...

IVE BEEN TALKING TO A PERSON WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT

...

aight im out

wait what?

you play minecraft?

can you not read child?

whAT

you called me a child

im a WOMAN

oh im a MAN

yeah i thought so

what are you implying?

nothing.

...

...

okayyyy

yup. oh wait what are your pronouns? i am she/her

he/him

ah i see

do you have social media?

ofc i do

what apps?

am i being interrogated? 

something like that

twitter, instagram, snapchat, reddit

rEdDIt?

yea. ik its sad but i do

ufigdshgfdsg

are you ok woman?

no

no

NOT REDDIT I HAVE PTSD AFTER I WAS ATTACKED FOR SAYING 'SUS" TO AN AMONG US MEME


HAHAHAHA

ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY SUFFERING?

im so sad how could you betray me sir *sobs*

HDSUIDF SORRY ITS JUST FUNNY

*sniff*  and i thought the boys in my school were worse

I AM BETTER THAN ALL MEN

sure.

i hate how you use a full stop. it makes me anxious

hold up- are you from the uk?

yeah WAIT ARE YOU STALKING ME

no dumbass

i just looked at your area code

its the same as mine

oh 

huh

well at least you aren't american

i-

what?

uh... gtg byeeeeee

SIR??

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