Cali: Time to take out the trash.
Cali: Oh wait my hopes and dreams have been long gone.
Cali: *cries inside*
Mass: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions New York?
New York: No.
Rhode Island: I do!
Mass: I know Rhode Island.
Rhode Island: I'm sad.
Mass: I know Rhode Island.
Utah: You know what happens when you cuss.
Utah, shoves a bar of soap in Jaxon's mouth:
Jaxon: *bites it*
Utah: What the-
Florida: *listening to the Meth song*
Gov: What are you doing?
Florida: Shut up I'm trying to learn.
Cali, holds chip bag open for seagulls: You want some?
Seagull: *Takes entire bag*
Cali, sad: Hey I wanted some.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
