(Link, Zelda, Daruk, Mipha, Revali, and Urbosa joined the chat)
LINK: Man it's been nearly a month since we've on this chat
DARUK: I've been busy
URBOSA: Same, there's been a housing crisis around Hyrule
ZELDA: And a zombie virus
REVALI: Oh yeah that wasn't good
MIPHA: Agreed
LINK: Well, remember those weird guests we had on here, Mario and those guys?
REVALI: They sucked
DARUK: They weren't that bad
MIPHA: What are we doing today?
LINK: well
(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat)
ZELDA: 0_0 not that guy again :(
MIPHA: I thought he was dead or something
DARUK: Well apparently not cause he just joined the chat
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Yeah I ain't dead
URBOSA: I hate you
REVALI: Who are you again?
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: I honestly don't know, some kind of author or oc or something like that
REVALI: okay
(Sooga joined the chat)
SOOGA: Uh guys my divine beast just exploded I need help
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: HAHA SUCKS FOR YOU
(AnonymousWeirdo permanently banned Sooga from the chat)
MIPHA: Uh oh
DARUK: Ouch
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Bow down before me
REVALI: No wonder we tried to kill this freaky weirdo
(Astor joined the chat)
ASTOR: Feel the blade of knife
(AnonymousWeirdo was disconnected)
LINK: That was violent and disturbing
(Astor left the chat)
DARUK: At least the weirdo is gone
LINK: How's your restaurant doing Daruk
DARUK: I told you the other day Link, the F.B.I broke down the doors, removed all of the employees and customers, burned down the building, and interrogated me for six hours before letting me go
ZELDA: WTF
LINK: I never knew this
REVALI: How are your pets Link
LINK: Well my cat is fat and my dog is fat
MIPHA: You need to feed them less
LINK: I eat a lot and I'm skinny! I thought they might work that way too!
MIPHA: It's too bad Daruk's restaurant is closed, I thought me and Link might have a romantic dinner there
URBOSA: I thought we ended the ship talk a long time ago
MIPHA: no
LINK: Well, see you next time readers! Why don't you comment some questions
REVALI: YES JUICY QUESTIONS TO EXPOSE EVERYONE'S DEEPEST SECRETS
(Link kicked Revali off the chat)
(Everyone left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
