Hey There Demons, It's Me, Ya Boy

1: What The Hell? I'm In Hell!

A/n: Japanese thoughts and dialogue will be underlined!!

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[A Few Days Ago]

Barbatos hums quietly to himself, getting together a female school uniform and school supplies. He puts a D.D.D. and charger on top of the clothes then puts his hands on his hips.

He feels like he's missing something...

The demon butler clicks his tongue while he snaps his fingers in remembrance.

Identification. She will need identification and a story. After all, the title Demon Slayer won't sit well with the residents of Devildom.

Maybe some Grimm as well, why not. Barbatos is feeling a bit generous at the moment, he'll provide about 20,000 Grimm as a start up.

Gently and neatly, Barbatos puts it all together in the dark, blue backpack. Though he leaves out the uniform and D.D.D. on top.

Ah, he almost forgot to inform Diavolo. He didn't want the soon-to-be Demon King to be too surprised by their new arrival.

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[Present]

"[Y/n]," Sekido smiles, "are you ready?"

You nod, "Of course."

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Sanemi asks.

"This is what's best for [Y/n], Shinazugawa," Sekido nods, "It's just going to be for a month. Which honestly isn't enough time, but it's the best I can do."

"And it's great you're doing this for me anyway," You smile, "You guys will behave, right?"

"Of course-"

"-No."

Sekido raises a brow at Sanemi's negative answer.

You had a fresh change of uniform on, your blue haori, Akaza's pink vest hidden underneath, your backpack filled with clothes, your phone, medical supplies, and your nirichin blade. You just cleaned the wounds on your eye, and got a fresh change of bandages around your neck.

A few days after you moved in with Sanemi, Sekido told you his idea to send you home for a vacation. You may have accepted the invitation a little too eagerly, but Sekido does you a favor and not call you out for it.

You and Sanemi watch silently as Sekido uses his Blood Demon Art to change the door into... an unfamiliar door. It was a wooden door, but you don't question it since you figure it might be from a different room in your house.

"I'll bring you back when we hit another arc, okay?" The demon smiles, "Just focus on healing."

"Thank you, Sekido," You step forward and hug him, "Thank you."

The man blushes but hugs you back nonetheless. When you pull back, you look at Sanemi with a hesitant look.

You stretch your arms out: "Awkward friend hug?"

Sanemi huffs and pulls you in for a hug: "Awkward friend hug."

Simultaneously, you two pat each other back and say: "Pat. Pat."

You pull away and nod, "See you guys later then."

They don't stop you from opening the door to your room. And they don't stop you from walking inside.

When you heard the small click of the door closing behind you, the room suddenly went pitch black while a single, oak door appeared a few feet in front of you.