Statehouse stuff

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Florida: All crimes are good crimes!
Florida: Except for hate crimes, I hate those crimes.

Coco: We are but a speck of dust in the world. Are life is and ever fleeting moment. Nothing we do will matter in a million years. Are lives are meaningless, we do stuff to only serve ourselves. We do that to try and be happy. It doesn't work cause our time, the Earth's time, the universe's time, will come to end.
Every state:
Cali: Mood.

Gov: So I adopted a cat.
I.D.C: Why would yo-
I.D.C: Ok, she fluffy.

Cali, gets up to leave:
Texas, hugging Cali: Get your ass back down here!

Florida: Hey kids!
Florida: Do you wanna be cool?
Florida: Well you gotta hit the juul!

Gov: Oh you two are giving candy to children.
Loui: Yeah!
Florida: They'll be really happy!
Gov: I bet.
Florida: The candy has drugs in it!

Coco, drinking hot coco while watching the movie Coco, while eating coco puffs:
Utah: You did this on purpose didn't you?
Coco: Maybe...