(Urbosa and Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: Where is everyone else?
URBOSA: Link said he was leaving remember? And then Revali banned Daruk and Mipha from the chat, and then Revali said he was gonna pull a prank on King Rhoam and likely won't return alive
ZELDA: Oh...
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: oh crap
URBOSA: you survived?
REVALI: I threw pies at King Rhoam, and then he asked me why I was comitting treason, and I replied saying "It's just a prank bro"
URBOSA: .......
ZELDA: oh hylia this is bid
REVALI: I'm on the run now
ZELDA: sucks for you I guess
REVALI: I'll add Daruk and Mipha back to the chat
(Revali un-banned Mipha and Daruk from the chat)
(Mipha and Daruk joined the chat)
DARUK: Sup rev, how did the prank go
MIPHA: Yeah
REVALI: I'm on the most wanted list
DARUK: Ravioli Man is wanted
REVALI: Shut up
(Revali left the chat)
MIPHA: So, anybody seen Link recently?
DARUK: Nah mipha, he just vanished
URBOSA: I wonder where he could've gone
ZELDA: Or why he left
(Astor joined the chat)
ASTOR: You fools.... That was not Link who typed that.... I hacked his account and said that! He is now my hostage, and so is Ravioli!
URBOSA: f
ZELDA: This is bad
DARUK: Yeah, I'll see what I can do as soon as I sign this contract for a new restaurant location
MIPHA: I honestly don't care for your restaurant chain Daruk
DARUK: :(
ASTOR: I will kill Link and Revali unless you give me what I want
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
