Lost my motivation. Wait! There it is.

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District: Ok, we just need to grab a few-

District: What do you have?

Gov, holding a bunch of animals he just bought: New friends!


Loui: Maybe the real lesson was the friends we made on the way!

Florida: No the real lesson was this gun I found along the way!

Loui:

Loui: We learned two real lessons along the way.


Indiana, walks into Ohio's room: Hey honey how are you-

Michigan, on top of the fridge holding a knife, Ohio right underneath him, also holding a knife, both of them trying to kill each other:

Indiana: I'd like to help.

Indiana: But I don't know what the heck this is.


Cali: Friendship is a lie.

Florida: Do you need friends?

Cali, sadly: Yeah...


Gov: What would a Texan Christmas be called?

Texas: Christmas.

Florida: Texmas.


Gov: I'm sad.

Almost every state: SAME!

Gov: Oh, ok then.


Geo, wearing a frog hoodie and covered by a bunch of blankets: Welcome to the vibe!

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