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Scar: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
*Across town*
Doc: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES?
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Scar: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire server?
Stress: Pretty much, yeah.
Scar: Who's your therapist, then?
Stress:
Stress, holding up a pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.
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Scar, to Ren: [sends a voice message]
Ren, texting: i'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Scar: no, don't worry, just listen later.
[later]
Ren: oh, i should listen to that.
Scar's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE--
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X: Wow, it's really quiet today.
Scar: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.
X:
Scar:
X: We should check on them.
Scar: Urgently.
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Tango: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow
Scar: Me too bitch you ain't special
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Scar, looking at a table of food: Mini cupcakes!?
Scar: As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Scar: Which is already a mini version of cake?
Scar: WHERE DOES IT END WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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Scar: what did i tell you about lying?
Mumbo, sadly: it only works on Grian.
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Scar: Listen, G's ideas will end up ruining the server -
Bdubs: at least G has original ideas, while you only get one thought every leap year
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Cub: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Scar: Why?
Cub: To get to the idiot's house.
Cub: Knock knock.
Scar: Who's there?
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
