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4 - 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩

zhongli: "you do know you're from snezhnaya right"

childe: "yes what about it"

zhongli: "and you do know I am still affiliated with liyue, right"

childe: "..yes what about it..?"

zhongli:

zhongli: "so why have you been sobbing to me for the past weeks to take me with you hom-"

childe: "salami"

no because this is true, my childe has been sobbing for days now that zhongli hasn't come home
and I accidentally typed salami while my friend was venting to me dear god have mercy

also do you guys want a delusion form childe x zhongli chapter (a serious chapter this time)
and delusion as in not foul legacy, but delusion form phase two.

^ Idea has been written.