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iF i WhErE a RiCh MaN

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by Sunheart_101

by Sunheart_101

Gov: What do we call ourselves?

District: Internal screaming family.

I.D.C: Fuck off and die.

Gov:

Gov: What the hell?

Florida: I'm gonna go grab an alligator!

Cali: All I want is to be happy.

Texas, hugging Cali: You have me!

Gov: I don't like cats or dogs more, I'm bisexual for animals.

Gov: Wait...

Loui: *sighs*

Loui, singing while drunk: If I where a rich man.

Loui, starts singing gibberish:

Florida: I'm well trained and well versed in fucking things up!

Gov: Some people are chaotic good, some people are chaotic evil.

Gov: And then some people are Florida.

Nebraska: Welcome to the Midwest!

Nebraska: What are you doing here?