Multi-Fandom Imagines

I Think They Vented (Clint x Reader)

A/n: Hello everybody! Today is May 3, 2021. Can you believe it's already May?? I can't. I'm ending my school year on June 3rd, so I'm literally a month away. Def freaking out because as ASB President, I have to give a speech to my school, most of which absolutely hates my guts. This should be fun.

THATS WHERE THE VENTS CAME FROM

ITS FROM THE COMICS

"FRIDAY, tell everyone to get their ass in here!" Tony yells, guiding Y/n out of the elevator and into the living room of the Avengers tower. Her face is pale and her eyes are wide, absolutely terrified.

People begin rumbling from the hallway and soon the room is full of Avengers.

And then there's Y/n.

A young woman freshly plucked from S.H.I.E.L.D's new training program by Tony Stark himself to be a new Avenger after her help with rescue and holding back robots in Sokovia with some test-battle armor. "Children, this is our newest Avenger, Y/n L/n. None of you met her because you were failing miserably or were locked underneath a church," Tony glares at Natasha, who flips him off. "But she severly helped. I expect you to welcome her because whether Pepper likes it or not, this is my new kid."

"I-I'm not a ki-," Y/n stammers.

Tony pats her head. "Be quiet, kid."

"Ok."

"Kid, this is Natasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Vision, Bruce Banner, and Sam Wilson," Tony introduces, pointing to every Avenger, who variously wave, nod, or acknowledge her presence.

"Where- where's Clint?" Tony asks, looking around.

Natasha snickers and points to the AC duct. Tony groans and places his head in his hands. "BIRD MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD, STOP SITTING IN MY VENTS! THEY DO NOT EXIST FOR YOU! YOU HAVE A BEDROOM!"

Y/n purses her lips, biting back laughter. "May I?" She asks. Tony looks at her quizzically as she shimmies up the duct, popping open the vent and sliding her body inside.

"Oh great, now we have another nester," she hears him groan. Y/n makes her way through the vent, crawling on her stomach. She begins finding wrappers of different candies and foods. Following the trail, she finds a large junction with multipe blankets, pillows, and lots of food. 

And a man.

There's a man there too.

"Hello?" She asks.

His head whips around and he yelps, jumping up and hitting his head on the tin before falling back down. "How did you get in here?!" He demands.

"The same way you did," she responds, sitting back. He looks her up and down and she smiles at him, holding out her hand. "I'm Y/n, the new Avenger."

He eyes her hand before taking it and shaking it. "Clint Barton, Hawkeye."

\--/

1 Month Later

All the Avengers settle on the couch, their respective glasses of alcohol in their hands. Y/n sits extremely close to Clint, tucking her feet under her as she leans her head on his shoulder. Totally platonically, though.

Right?

"Truth or dare, bitches! You either do it or drink!" Natasha yells smugly.

Tony smirks at Y/n and Clint. "Oh yes. I dare you two to tell us all what you two do in my vents."

Y/n and Clint exchange mischevious glances. "Okay. She stands up and takes a gulp of her drink.

"Tony watches My Little Pony," Clint says casually.