Hey, so I wanna try something new today, also I might not end it where I say
See ya soon
Ruddiger
So I'll say it here...
See ya soon
Ruddiger
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Varian: Okay, lets see here. Beakers?
Y/n: Check!
Varian: Flynnoelum?
Y/n: Check!
Varian : Proposal Ring?
Y/n: What!
Varian: Never mind!
•••••
Cass: Hey Varian!
Varian: Yes, Cassie?
Cass: Do you wanna hang out later?
Y/n: Nope! He's mine! All mine! Not yours! You had your chance!
Y/n: *grabs the back of Varian's collar and drags him away*
Varian: *crosses arms and pouts*
•••••
Rapunzel: Come on Cass just open up every once in a while. Pour out your feelings. We're here for you, so just tell us what's wrong.
Cass: I don't have to if I don't want to. And well, I don't want to.
Rapunzel: Oh please Cass, what's wrong?
Y/n: Just let the poor woman alone. She doesn't have to talk if she doesn't wanna. Have someone else pour out their feelings and talk to them about it instead of Cass.
Rapunzel: Good idea! So who hear wants to talk about their feelings?
Varian, Eugene, Lance, Kiera, Catalina: *rolls eyes and groans*
•••••
Varian, Y/n: *struggles to focus on alchemy work*
Eugene: *stands behind and looks over both's shoulder* Whatcha guys working on? Whatcha guys working on? Whatcha guys working on?
Y/n: Please stop asking that question.
Eugene: This is dumb. This is dumb. This is dumb.
Varian: *Eugene continues as Varian talks* You should have just asked him to shut up!
Y/n: I'm sorry.
•••••
Varian: N/n! Don't touch that! *Y/n holds it up higher so Varian can't reach it* No! Give it back!
Y/n: Make me.
Varian: I'll go all bad boy on you if you don't hand it over.
Y/n: In that case, I will be holding onto this for a little while longer.
•••••
Eugene: *walks into Varian's lab in the castle* Hey have you seen Y/n?
Varian, Y/n: *making out*
Eugene: Never mind. *walks out of room and closes door*
Rapunzel: So is Y/n in there?
Eugene: I don't think so. *pushes Rapunzel away from Varian's lab*
•••••
Y/n: Do you remember what day it is?
Varian: Uh. No.
Y/n: ...
Varian: Oh! I think its Ruddiger's birthday! *Holds up Ruddiger* Happy Birthday, Buddy!
Ruddiger: *shakes head no*
Varian: Really? What day is it?
Y/n: *crosses arms* You have 20 seconds to figure it out or we're over.
Varian: *panics* I'm sorry. I don't remember. Please don't break up with me.
Y/n: Its our 1 month dating anniversary.
Varian: Really? It only feels like a week.
Ruddiger: *Face palms*
•••••
Y/n: Have you seen Varian?
Rapunzel: No sorry.
Y/n: Hey, Eugene have you seen Varian?
Eugene: Nope, sorry kiddo.
Y/n: Have you seen Varian?
Kiera: Looking for your boyfriend? *Catalina chuckles*
Y/n: Shut up.
Y/n: Varian?! Varian?!
Varian: *taps you on the shoulder*
Y/n: *punches who ever tapped her shoulder in the face*
Varian: *falls onto floor*
Y/n: *realizes they punched Varian in the face* Oh my gosh! Varian, you okay?
Varian: *holds up a thumbs up as he lays on the floor*
Y/n: Oh thank goodness. You know what, I completely forgot what I was gonna ask you. Alright bye! *walks away leaving Varian on the floor*
•••••
Varian: I'm tired.
Y/n: Me too.
Eugene: Children just go to bed!
Varian: But there's only one bed.
Eugene: *smirks* And its a small one.
•••••
Rapunzel: If you could call Varian one name for one day what would it be?
Lance: Little guy.
Kiera, Catalina: Dork.
Eugene: The Royal Nerd.
Y/n: Extremely Sexy.
Varian: What did Y/n call me?
•••••
Rapunzel: If you could call Y/n one name for one day what would it be?
Lance: Fun.
Kiera, Catalina: Bestie!
Eugene: Annoying.
Varian: Adorably Sexy.
Y/n: What did Varian call me?
•••••
Y/n: *phone rings* *goes to grab the phone*
Eugene: *grabs the phone before Y/n* Awww, look at that. Y/n's Daddy is calling her to come home. Someone still calls her dad 'Daddy'.
Y/n: Hey! Give it back!
Eugene: *holds phone up in the air*
Rapunzel: Eugene, she can still call her dad 'Daddy' if she wants, its her father.
Eugene: *groans as he hands Y/n her phone*
Y/n: *smiles* Thanks!
Y/n: *answers phone* Hey, Varian! Whatcha need?
Eugene, Rapunzel: *eyes wide*
•••••
Varian: Y/n, how are you feeling?
Y/n: Gud. Why?
Varian: Well, you were drunk and you were cutting open pineapples yelling "SPONGEBOB!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
Y/n: ...
Varian: ...
Y/n: I'm addicted to Spongebob.
•••••
(middle of the night)
Y/n: *sleeping* *in bed with Varian*
Varian: *working on project's blueprint* *in bed with Y/n*
Y/n: *wakes up from lamp Varian has on* Babe? What are you doing?
Varian: Working on a project Rapunzel asked for. I'm really excited to get started
Y/n: Its the middle of the night.
Varian: So?
Y/n: You have two choices, only one is correct. Would you rather snuggle and sleep with me or work on some project you're excited to work on?
Varian: You're gonna make me choose?
Y/n: *takes Varian's clipboard with blueprints on them and throws it across the room*
Varian: Hey, what was that for?!
Y/n: Shush. Snuggle time. *crawls in top of Varian and snuggles into his chest* *falls asleep*
Varian: *pats Y/n's head* Night, night?
Varian: Psht! *whispers* Ruddiger!
Ruddiger: *Chitters sleepily*
Varian: Can you get my clipboard please?
Ruddiger: *runs and grabs clipboard* *gives it to Varian* * runs back to bed*
Varian: Thanks Bud!
Y/n: *grabs clipboard and throws it across the room*
Varian: Y/n! What the heck?!
Y/n: Be quiet! I want my Vary! *holds Varian tight* *falls asleep*
Varian: Ugh, fine. *rolls eyes* *snuggles with Y/n* *falls asleep*
Ruddiger: *crawls by end of Y/n's and Varian's shared bed* *falls asleep*
Future Ruddiger here! I hope you like Incorrect Quotes because eventually you'll learn that I've become addicted to it.
Although, not really anymore, but still.
Also, sorry! I was a bad author in the past, and when I wrote this, I wasn't sure what I was doing.
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