felix's new pet

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Felix:
Guys I have a new pet!!! :D

Me:
Ahhhhhhdkdkjsjsjdndjdn

Minho:
iSSA CAT?

Jeongin:
Nah, he himself is a cat
I bet it's something else

Minho:
Felix, since you're a cat...
Can I adopt you?

Hyunjin:
Back off I adopted him first

Seungmin:
Apparently Hyunjin is a parent now

Changbin:
YAHHH WHY DO I NEVER GET THE CUTE PEOPLE

Jisung:
I'm cute 🥺

Changbin:
Ew no

Hyunjin:
Yah yah let Lix tell us about his pet!!

Minho:
"Tell us about his pet"
What is this, an interview?

Felix:
Oop-

Jisung:
And I oop-

Hyunjin:
Sksksksks

Felix:
DO YOU EVEN VSCOOO

Jeongin:
.....
Ight imma head out

Seungmin:
This chat causes me immense physical pain every time

Jisung:
So does sex ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
But we do it anyway

Seungmin:
Or maybe a heart attack

Minho:
Or maybe a brain tumor

Seungmin:
Or maybe an organ failure

Me:
I will stop you guys right here

Changbin:
Yeah this got so serious
I was almost gonna cry

Felix:
PET
I HAVE A PET
LET'S TALK ABOUT PETS

Jeongin:
I once had a pet tadpole
Was kinda cute
So I named him Brad Pitt

Hyunjin:
*Kim Seokjin wants to know your location*

Me:
I thought you might have had a pet dog or smth
What about Felix?
Is it a rabbit?

Jisung:
Not to ruin your moment but rabbits get depressed easily and die of loneliness

Seungmin:
Wow you know your things bruh

Minho:
Rabbits? More like me :D

Changbin:
whY dOeS THIS CHAT KEEP GETTING SO DARK

Jeongin:
I thought you liked dark?

Changbin:

Felix: I HAVE A NEW PET PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((

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Felix:
I HAVE A NEW PET
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((

Me:
Okay okay yes
Felix please don't let it be an animal that can be depressed easily

Felix:
Oh no, mine won't even care about loneliness
He's too unbothered

Minho:
So issa cat?

Felix:
No
A tarantula

Me:
Okay I can't keep defending you all every time
What is this
Why is this

Hyunjin:
OH LIKE BILLIE EILISH?!?!

Felix:
EXACTLYYYYY!!!
I'M THE NEW EYELASH
MY CROWN HAS TARANTULAS AND I HAVE A SPIDER IN MY MOUTH

Jeongin:
This is low-key scary
Okay who am I kidding
This is high-key scary and I don't wanna imagine it

Minho:
There are about a million species of animals out there.
And you chose to ignore all the goddamn animals.
And chose a spider.
I mean, kudos.

Jisung:
He's using full stops guys he's pissed off

Seungmin:
So much for correct grammar

Felix:
Don't attack me like that
I love Spider and he's a spider

Jeongin:
HAVE YOU NAMED YOUR SPIDER 'SPIDER'?????

Felix:
Yes
Gonna stay attached to the core
Authentic is what I like

Jisung:
But like mood bruh

Jeongin:
I feel dumb not calling my tadpole 'Tadpole'

Me:
No no wait
What are we doing

Minho:
Soonie, Doongie and Dori would like to meet Spider

Hyunjin:
Yeah so that they can swallow the spider

Jisung:
No they can't

Seungmin:
I smell smth stupid coming next from him...

Jisung:
Because then the spider would make a spider web in their stomachs

Changbin:
I can't fight that logic tho

Me:
.............
Alright let's stop here
Who's coming to the field trip from school tomorrow?

Minho:
Y'all are planning on going?

Felix:
I guess I will

Me:
I ain't waiting for your answers guys
We're all going
It'll be fun! :D

Jisung:
F

Hyunjin:
F

Jeongin:
F

Felix:
Also guys
Can I bring my spider along w me?

Me:
I think it's best that you don't-

Jisung:
Nawwww I wanna meet Spider

Felix:
Ly bro :D

(a/n: i had a pet spider named Spider too but my dad killed it in a week. RIP Spider.

Also, I have that tadpole too — except it's a stuff toy

Btw, we're at 24.5k!! Thank you so much for getting past the chapter called Horny Jisung and still reading! I check comments on those chapters and evilly laugh at y'all getting uncomfortable lmaooo why am I like this)

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