Felix:
Guys I have a new pet!!! :DMe:
AhhhhhhdkdkjsjsjdndjdnMinho:
iSSA CAT?Jeongin:
Nah, he himself is a cat
I bet it's something elseMinho:
Felix, since you're a cat...
Can I adopt you?Hyunjin:
Back off I adopted him firstSeungmin:
Apparently Hyunjin is a parent nowChangbin:
YAHHH WHY DO I NEVER GET THE CUTE PEOPLEJisung:
I'm cute 🥺Changbin:
Ew noHyunjin:
Yah yah let Lix tell us about his pet!!Minho:
"Tell us about his pet"
What is this, an interview?Felix:
Oop-Jisung:
And I oop-Hyunjin:
SksksksksFelix:
DO YOU EVEN VSCOOOJeongin:
.....
Ight imma head outSeungmin:
This chat causes me immense physical pain every timeJisung:
So does sex ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
But we do it anywaySeungmin:
Or maybe a heart attackMinho:
Or maybe a brain tumorSeungmin:
Or maybe an organ failureMe:
I will stop you guys right hereChangbin:
Yeah this got so serious
I was almost gonna cryFelix:
PET
I HAVE A PET
LET'S TALK ABOUT PETSJeongin:
I once had a pet tadpole
Was kinda cute
So I named him Brad PittHyunjin:
*Kim Seokjin wants to know your location*Me:
I thought you might have had a pet dog or smth
What about Felix?
Is it a rabbit?Jisung:
Not to ruin your moment but rabbits get depressed easily and die of lonelinessSeungmin:
Wow you know your things bruhMinho:
Rabbits? More like me :DChangbin:
whY dOeS THIS CHAT KEEP GETTING SO DARKJeongin:
I thought you liked dark?Changbin:
Felix:
I HAVE A NEW PET
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((Me:
Okay okay yes
Felix please don't let it be an animal that can be depressed easilyFelix:
Oh no, mine won't even care about loneliness
He's too unbotheredMinho:
So issa cat?Felix:
No
A tarantulaMe:
Okay I can't keep defending you all every time
What is this
Why is thisHyunjin:
OH LIKE BILLIE EILISH?!?!Felix:
EXACTLYYYYY!!!
I'M THE NEW EYELASH
MY CROWN HAS TARANTULAS AND I HAVE A SPIDER IN MY MOUTHJeongin:
This is low-key scary
Okay who am I kidding
This is high-key scary and I don't wanna imagine itMinho:
There are about a million species of animals out there.
And you chose to ignore all the goddamn animals.
And chose a spider.
I mean, kudos.Jisung:
He's using full stops guys he's pissed offSeungmin:
So much for correct grammarFelix:
Don't attack me like that
I love Spider and he's a spiderJeongin:
HAVE YOU NAMED YOUR SPIDER 'SPIDER'?????Felix:
Yes
Gonna stay attached to the core
Authentic is what I likeJisung:
But like mood bruhJeongin:
I feel dumb not calling my tadpole 'Tadpole'Me:
No no wait
What are we doingMinho:
Soonie, Doongie and Dori would like to meet SpiderHyunjin:
Yeah so that they can swallow the spiderJisung:
No they can'tSeungmin:
I smell smth stupid coming next from him...Jisung:
Because then the spider would make a spider web in their stomachsChangbin:
I can't fight that logic thoMe:
.............
Alright let's stop here
Who's coming to the field trip from school tomorrow?Minho:
Y'all are planning on going?Felix:
I guess I willMe:
I ain't waiting for your answers guys
We're all going
It'll be fun! :DJisung:
FHyunjin:
FJeongin:
FFelix:
Also guys
Can I bring my spider along w me?Me:
I think it's best that you don't-Jisung:
Nawwww I wanna meet SpiderFelix:
Ly bro :D(a/n: i had a pet spider named Spider too but my dad killed it in a week. RIP Spider.
Also, I have that tadpole too — except it's a stuff toy
Btw, we're at 24.5k!! Thank you so much for getting past the chapter called Horny Jisung and still reading! I check comments on those chapters and evilly laugh at y'all getting uncomfortable lmaooo why am I like this)
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed