Florida: Remember kids! Rats are the Capri sun of the vampire world.
Gov: Hi what the FUCK does this mean.
Cali: I think...
Cali: I think I feel happy!
Kidnapper: We have your child.
Loui: We don't have a child.
Kidnapper: Then who asked for chocolate milk and
to cut the crusts of his sandwiches?
Gov: Oh my god they got Florida.
Florida: Remember! If you're homophobic, sexist, racist, transphobic, biphobic, etc.
Florida: You don't deserve to ever find happiness.
Gov: The dream modes. Dreams, Adventure mode, and Nightmares, survival mode.
Cali: Lucid dreams, creative mode, lucid nightmares, hard mode.
Loui: Sleep paralysis is hardcore mode.
Florida: And a wet dream is pleasure mode.
Gov: I brought you here today to teach you what not to do.
Gov, pointing to Florida: Literally anything he decides to do.
Florida: Boneless chicken wings don't deserve to be called chicken wings.
Florida: They're weirdly breaded chicken nuggets.
Wyoming, seeing an escalator: WOW! Wtf is this?
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
