me
did you tell him about the leak in our tap ?
weureka
just remove it
it's not like vegetables belong in faucets
me
idiot
you're thinking of a leek
not even the same spelling
weureka
your name isn't spelled the same
as 'asshole' but you're still the same thing
me
words cannot express how much i really
genuinely hate you
YOU ARE READING
crack texts 🤪
Randomjust dumb conversations i've had disclaimer: some mature content
