Florida: Cats are just fluffy psychopaths.
Gov: I hate the fact that you're right.
Florida: What is love?
Washington, singing: Baby don't hurt, don't hurt me, no more!
Florida: No, what is it? I want my parents to love me.
Rhode Island: I have the biggest coastline!
Alaska, chuckling: Ok buddy, you keep telling yourself that.
Cali: Life is like a box of chocolates.
Cali: Throw away the people that are the coconuts.
Florida: People from the north always move here, I hate it!
Maine: They only move when they're old.
Florida: OH! Cause they're weak.
Coco: The universe could just be our imagination.
Michigan: Cool bug facts-
Ohio: You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you!
Mass: My new role as Florida's boyfriend is to also be his support state.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
