jalepnos
queen:
A KID JUST THREW UP DURING OUR EXAM
orange:
HUH
king:
WHAT
queen:
we also sawed open a dinosaur in class today with a ruler
needless to say, today was very eventful
applepi:
was the dino hollow?
queen:
yeah...
kinda disappointed tbh
dinodaddy:
you sawed open..........
a dinosaur........
queen:
and coloured it yellow
dinodaddy:
you
youre a monster
queen:
hey its fineee
i mean he didnt not consent
dinodaddy:
HES A FUCKING DINOSAUR
HE CANT SPEAK
queen:
well i happen to think that gibson looks LOVELY 😤
orange:
gibson?
queen:
gibson the dinosaur
dinodaddy:
im gonna faint
yamyam:
tsukki youre fine
you have a whole shelf full of dino toys
dinodaddy:
THEYRE NOT TOYS YAMAGUCHI
theyre collectible figures
yamyam:
which you happen to enjoy playing with
mhm mhm
reallll convincing there tsukki
dinodaddy:
shut up yamaguchi
yamyam:
dang okay 🥲
queen:
tsukki
lets have a play date
dinodaddy:
im not 4
queen:
i never said you were ✋🤨🤚
however if thats how you seem yourself to be.......
dinodaddy:
SHUT UP
queen:
you walked STRAIGHT into that one
dinodaddy:
more like you set me up
queen:
did i? or are you just immature?
anyway
lets plan this playdate
dinodaddy:
you sawed open gibson
i cannot forgive you for such a vile action
queen:
suck it up baby
we're having a playdate and thats final
orange:
tsukishima going on a playdate is something i need in my camera roll
bedhead:
same here
heyheyhey:
y/n
dont forget to give him his favourite food
queen:
i have the dino nuggies in my freezer
dinodaddy:
you have dino nuggets?
queen:
what can i say?
theyre a delectable dish that i enjoy consuming
dinodaddy:
well if we're going on a date
*dinodaddy edited*
dinodaddy:
well if we're going on a playdate [edited]
i GUESS ill buy the drinks 🙄
queen:
I SAW THAT
aww are we going on a date 😩😩
dinodaddy:
i mistyped .
queen:
sureeeeeee
and im a bit of dick cheese
dinodaddy:
WHAT
queen:
youre not fooling me one BIT
but i mean
if you want it to be a date i GUESS it could be
dinodaddy:
oh shut the fuck up
queen:
you love me *insert swaggy lip bite*
dinodaddy:
sure
as much as i love dinreo
queen:
dinreo?
who the fuck is dinreo?
yamyam:
..
queen:
SERIOUSLY YAMAGUCHI??
NOW IS WHEN YOU DONT SPILL THE SECRETS??
yamyam:
what can i say?
i love watching drama unfold ✋😌🤚
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im back
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dont forget to hydrate and eat <33
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