𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐙

⌦𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐄

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Kei: "If I died-"
Tobio: "What?! ARE YOU DYING?!"
Kei: "What- No- Tobio, you didn't let me finish-"
Tobio: *already sobbing*

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Tobio: *takes a photo of himself* "Ew"
Kei: *hears it and snaps his head towards Tobio* "Take it back"
Tobio: "But I am 'ew.' Did you see this photo of me? I mean like, my face is so fat and I have this pimple right here and-"
Kei: *already took the phone* "Where? I only see the most beautiful person on the planet."
Tobio: *going to die of cheesy cuteness*

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*Tobio and Kei alone in a room*
Tobio: *singing the tik tok audio stuck in his head* "Spin the bottle~, spin the fucking bottle~"
Kei: "I mean sure-"
Tobio: *just realized what he did* "Wait-"

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*Atsumu and Tobio talking about their taste in men at the training camp*
Atsumu: "I fell for a 6'2" germophobe who is an ass to everyone but me."
Tobio: "Yeah and I fell for a 6'1" human salt shaker who has a soft spot for me."
*silence*
Both: "We're both suckers for the hate-everyone-but-you dynamic-"
Both: 👁👄👁

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Hinata: "What's your favorite part of Tsu-"
Tobio: "His dick- no fingers- wait, everything. But I do really love his dick-"
Hinata: "I WAS GOING TO SAY TSUKEMEN"
Tobio: "Oh"

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Kei: "I hate everyone."
Tobio: "Even me?"
Kei: "I hate everyone but you."
Tobio: *happy*

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Tobio: *crying*
Kei: *armed with a kitchen knife* "Name and address please :)"

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Kei: "Baby?"
Tobio: "Yes?"
Kei: "I forgot my water"
Tobio: "Oh, here" *hands him his water bottle he just drank out of*
The team who they forgot to tell they were dating: 👁👄👁

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*Tobio getting confessed to/flirted with*
Kei: *glaring from a distance at the person*
Person confessing/flirting with Tobio: *feels the glare and turns to see Kei dragging his thumb along his neck*
Person: "I'm just gonna...go-"
Tobio: "Good idea."

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Kuroo: "Truth or dare?"
Kei: "Dare."
Kuroo: "Call and confess to your crush right now."
Kei: "Okay" *calls* "Hi, I like you."
Tobio on the other side of the phone: "But we're dating?"
Kuroo: "Woah- I think I missed a few seasons-"

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*Suga, Noya, and Tanka arguing about if Kei likes strawberries or blackberries better*Suga: "Do you like blackberries or strawberries better?"
Kei: "Blueberries."
Suga: "That wasn't even the question-"
Kei: "I like my blueberry."
Suga: "Okay? What's that-"
Tobio: *pokes his head in the room: "I heard my name"
Suga: "Oh. Of course-"

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[𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄]

➮ inspiration from @-MILKYT0BIO one shots :p