Statehouse stuff

Legit just stuff from Luke Correia

Gov: What are you in for? Murder?
Zookeeper: He's not in for anything.
Gov: So he can leave?
Zookeeper: No.
Gov: Cause he's in witness protection?
Zookeeper: No.
Gov: Than just what the fuck is going on kaki man?

Gov: When a paladin breaks their oath they lose access to all class features, including there horse.
Gov: Which I believe is because the horse can sense you've done crimes, and is ashamed.
DC: Horse abilities: Will count as a witness for crimes.

Texas: What is this?
Cali: It's out of touch Thursday's Texas.
Texas: That's the wrong song.
Cali: What do you mean wrong?
Texas: That's the Lucky Star OP, but it's the wrong song.
Cali: Well you see they're dancing in time to the music, it's a song by Hall and Oats.
Texas: But that's not Motteke! Sailor Fuku.
Cali: No, it's out of touch.
Cali: It works for the animation.
Texas: What are you? Some kind of weeaboo?
Cali: You're the one who knows it's Lucky Star.
Texas:
Texas: *angry cowboy noises*

Florida: Hewwo I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Cali: Dowcto wewre wosing him!
Loui: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Mass, giving up: Please, turn off my fucking life support.

Mississippi: COFFEE?!
Mississippi: Come back when you start your day with a smoking hot cup of lead, WIMP!

DC: Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
Florida: T-Pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin.

Cali: Hmm, today I will experience catharsis.
Cali: *starts crying*