The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

baby black🥺🖤
on today's episode of keeping up with the pack:

my moony🌙❤️
vixen and crookshanks are at it again with singing rasputin like it's their day job

it actually is

puppy🐕🖤
i thought i told you not to sing to the durmstrang students until you did your homework

and i thought i told you to suck my dick

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁

best black👯‍♀️
starboy you got owned

lion bitch🦁❤️
this just in:
they're singing to beauxbatons now

best black👯‍♀️
BITCHES WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE NEED TO SING SOME LADY MARMALADE TO THOSE BITCHES

blondie👯‍♀️
YESSSSSSSSSSS
JADE IS CHRISTINA
THAT BITCH CAN SING

sister❤️
WAIT
I WANNA JOIN

angel🥺❤️
SAME

my moony🌙❤️
CORVUS NO

angel🥺❤️
CORVUS YESSSSSSSSSS

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i'm scared rn

wormy🐭✨
i'm not
this is amazing
they're at the courtyard

lion bitch🦁❤️
if they start dancing
i'm quitting

baby black🥺🖤
sent a video!

lion bitch🦁❤️
I QUIT

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
wtf?
and vixen just fell
great
just great

my moony🌙❤️
i've said it before and i'll say it again
padfoot
you're dating a five year old

puppy🐕🖤
i know
believe me
i know

if anything
he acts like a two year old most of the time so 🤷🏻‍♀️

baby black🥺🖤
tell me about it
he's hitting his terrible twos at bloody seventeen years old
i hate it

best black👯‍♀️
idk what you're talking about
you two together act like little demons

blondie👯‍♀️
and you three together are the reason i don't want kids
i'm gonna be the rich aunt that shows up to all the parties drunk and spilling the family tea
i'll let you people be responsible
me?
i'm gonna party it up

baby black🥺🖤
can i join?

blondie👯‍♀️
sure!
grab a margarita and let's hit the road baby black

hold up
who tf says that i'm going to be a mother?
i'm the definition of chaos
can you just imagine how those kids will turn out?
they'll give minnie nightmares!