(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: Ok it seems like we have a dare from Link_not_amused and they said, "Cia has to jump into death mountain's volcano
Link: And I'm glad because I never liked that creep
Zelda: But how are we gonna do that?! She has her magic, and she's not 2 iq
Urbosa: We could start a trap...?
Daruk: Sure! but how are we gonna get her on the chat?
Mipha: .......I remember saving her Email
Revali: Oh please Mipha-
(Mipha has sent an invite message to
Link: Oh you really weren't kidding
Zelda: But the trap??!!
Urbosa: Hm.....we could tell her that Death Mountain is just another portal out of their world
Link: Yeah, they have Warrior's world right now, they're been to Wild's world....they could go to SKy, Twilight, Wind, or Time's world..-
Zelda: Bruh you alright there
Link: yeah. just thinking. and urbosa, that actually could work.
Urbosa: I knoW
Link: She's in the waiting room!! let me admit her in...
Zelda: DELETE ALL PAST MESSAGES
(Link has deleted past messages)
(Cia has joined the chat)
Cia: LINK! C'MERE! I need to get a good look at you again!!!
Link: *whimpers*
Zelda: CIA! Why don't you uh...just down, into this beautiful red portal!
Cia: Hm..for all the years in my life, potions always make a great portal. THis potion, however is the best ever made in Hyrule. Well, your Hyrule, not mine. So, I shall decide that this portal is good to jump in. HOWEVER, The reason why this potion slurs back and forth is because they need to keep it fresh, AND-
Zelda: SHUT UP AND JUMP
Cia: Is because that this is not a valid portal. You have tricked me.
Link: *comes up from behind Cia and pushes her in*
Everyone but Cia: Cia, I want to tell you cia!
CIa: AHHHHHH WTF
(Cia has disconnected)
Mipha: YAY! never in my life had I'd thought to see a happy day!
Link: yay. she's gone now.
Daruk: Little guy, you know there's millions of other lades out there....right?
Mipha: Actually, I think I have their email.
Link: NO WTF-
(Mipha has sent an invite link to go meet Hylian Champion Link to 60 ladies)
Link: That's gonna make them to even want to go more because you just told her that I'm in here!
(Random Ladies have joined the chat)
Lady 1: OMG LINK! We heard all you do for Hyrule, and my son wants to be just like you!!
Lady 2: OMG, This group chat's members must be so lucky to be chatting with u!
Zelda: hey hey-
Lady 3: Princess Zelda!!! Hylian Champion Link!!!! *faints*
Link: You do know I hate being called that-
Lady 4: OMG WHO ELSE IS HERE
Mipha and Revali and Urbosa and Daruk: hiding underneath a blanket in the corner of a dark room*
Lady 5: GOT YOU!
Champions: AHHHH
Lady 6: Lady MIPHA
Lady 7: LORD DARUK
Lady 8: MASTER REVALI
Zelda: SLOW DOWN HERE
Lady 9: Princess! Why don't you make Castle Speeches anymore?
Zelda: Well uhm since the Calamity is over those aren't really useful anymore-
Lady 10: HYLIAN CHAMPION LINK!!! Do you still escort Princess Zelda around?! Does she still hate you?!
Link: Well yeah I still do, 24/7. Yeah, she's still the Princess after all. If she dies...you know nevermind. And as for the second question....*smirk* It's kinda the opposite
Mipha: ....
Revali: Someone jealous...
Mipha: S-STOP!
Lady 11: Hylian Champion Link and Princess Zelda of Hyrule, are you aware of another omen of which Calamity Ganon being awakening?
(Link has left the chat)
(Zelda has left the chat)
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
All Ladies: Well goodbye
(All Simping Ladies Has Left The Chat)
hi guys dares and ideas are always welcomed so cia, and we thank Link_not_amused for this WONDERFUL IDEA TO KILL THE SORCERESS!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
