(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey everyone, it's another beautiful day!!
Daruk: I think... can't see much from Death Mountain...
(Link is back online)
Link: 👋
Daruk: What's cooking little guy?
Link: Mipha
Daruk: ....
Link: Oh
Link: I meant, Mipha is cooking for us
Daruk: Haha, you had me there for a second
Link: 😅
Link: Also Happy Mother's Day to you dude
Daruk: Thanks bud. How are you celebrating the event?
Link: Mipha and I decided to keep it down to family. I'm out to hunt some wild boar and fish
Daruk: Zoras actually eat other animals besides fish?
Link: Mipha has been eating anything lately.
Daruk: Ohh, I remember that episode!
Link: Yep. Anyway, we only invited Dorphean and the kids
Daruk: Ki-
Link: Relax. I'll let you know when the day will come
Daruk: 😎
Daruk: Wait, I just realized. Wasn't Mipha's dad enormous... and your house.. well...
Link: We have an outdoor patio for the occasion. His head won't even fit through the door.
Daruk: Damn.
(Revali is back online)
Link: ....
Revali: Happy Mother's Day everyone
Daruk: Yoo is this the nice Revali were finally seeing???
Revali: Huh?
Link: We probably have been expecting some snappy entrance or stupid comment
Revali: Relax you boulder, I'm just in a good mood today
Link: That could honestly go both ways
Daruk: Mmm... well, today isn't anything special anyway so-
Link: It's actually Mother's Day
Revali: Oh yeahhh
Daruk: What?
Revali: No wonder my mom made me several batches of cookies this morning :)
Link: Lucky stiff
Revali: What are you eating little Hylian?
Link: Fish and boar are on the menu... but I took a break from hunting boar, chicken.
Revali: You're hunting chicken and boar?
Link: -_-
Daruk: Wait, what's Mother's Day about?
Link: You don-
Daruk: Is it like a national holiday where everyone eats rocks?
Link: You just said Happy Mother's Day previously....
Daruk: I did?
Daruk: Honestly, the idea of eating rocks still seems right to me 🤔
Revali: He doesn't have a clue.
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
