Detroit: Hi there other sad cities.
Pittsburgh: Hi.
Cleveland: Fuck you.
Detroit: And fuck you too.
Springfield: Can you just be normal for one second.
Chicago: Let me have my guns in peace.
Atlanta: I identify as a marshmallow.
N.Y.C: Fuck you, and fuck off.
New York: Why do you hate me?
Las Vegas: I'm gonna go gamble my life away!
Cali: Pain.
LA: Lol mood.
Austin: Let me be free!
Texas: For the last time.
Texas: NO!
Seattle: Hi this is the weather channel!
Seattle: As we can see it's all rain.
Denver, high while looking in a mirror: Are you high right now?
Denver: Oh, yeah you are, that's good.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
