Name changed to: bau groupchat
Emily: boo you whore
Hotch: how am I a whore?
Derek: cheese balls🥶
Y/n: balls of cheese, yep yep
Reid: did you know cheese puffs were accidentally created in an animal feeding factory in the 1930s? When they switched up their machine cleaning technique of placing wet corn in the grinder and found the power grain that came out and decided to season it and bake it, making the first cheese puff. Cheese balls were later in invented by Elisha Brown, Jr.
Hotch: that's very nice to know Reid, thank you.
Y/n: yes thank you, needed that for this report, cheers
Reid: ??
Emily: cheese balls are nasty, puffs ftw😍😍
Derek: die
Emily: already did bestie, you cried remember? lol
Reid: how do I leave this groupchat?
Derek: LMAO pretty boy nooo
Garcia: don't leave Spence:(((
Reid: I cannot figure out how to. I am trapped.
Y/n: if you leave I'll keep adding you back
Reid: Why am I here?
Hotch: This groupchat was intended for work communication purposes only, but you know how that goes Reid.
Y/n: damn are you still mad about the other day did we go too far
Emily: def is we got extra paperwork
JJ: I didn't?
Y/n: yeah me neither lol
Derek: just you bbgurl🥶😭💪🏻
Hotch: lol
Rossi: emily told me that means lots of love
Y/n: 😭😭😭 NOOO PRENTISS
Emily: :)
Derek: YOU DO TOO MUCH OMG
Garcia: OH MY GOSHES THERES A KITTY!!!
Hotch: pardon me?
Garcia: A KITTY JUST WALKED INTO MY OFFICE HES VERY HANDSOME
Y/n: omg omw
Emily: oh yeah lol I brought Sergio in
Hotch: thin ice.
Derek: awk moment when boss threatens to fire you 💪🏻💪🏻🥶
Garcia: HOTCH WE SHOULD HAVE SERGIO AS AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT KITTY AROUND THE OFFICE PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!
Derek: babygirl you know he's allergic
Hotch: I'm not?
Derek: to pussy
Y/n: 😭😭 out of pocket
Hotch: .
Hotch: I'd like to see you in my office.
Emily: LMAOO GET FUCKED HAHA
Hotch: you too, bring your cat.
Y/n: damn double homicide
Emily: ... damn that's cold hotchypoo
JJ: hey guys what'd I miss
Reid: My eyes, they need bleach.
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
