Kentucky, to DC: Are you winning son?
DC: Sometimes I just want to bury my head in my hands and scream.
Gov: DC, gather the others. We need to have another Florida-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Child DC, walking into Kentucky an Geo's room: I had a bad dream.
Geo: What was it about?
Kentucky: No, don't ask them that!
Geo: Why not?
Kentucky: Cause he'll answer!
Cali: Your smile? It makes my day.
Texas: Your happiness? I live for that.
Gov: A room? Get one.
Florida: Hotel? Trivago.
Gov: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Gov: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Cali: Uh... what's up with them?
DC: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Gov: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Florida, crying: It's working.
Kentucky: Don't stay up all night, Geo. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Ohio: Indiana, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Indiana, very politely: Michigan, Ohio wants you to get out of the house.
DC: Pros and cons of dating me.
DC: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
DC: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Florida: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
