The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 170

Chasity's POV-

I will fuck you, Stefan.

Or is it, you will fuck me.

Will you fuck me?

Can you fuck me?

Ehh whatever because we are going to ignore him.

"So what's up with the wedding planning?" I asked them.

"Nothing because this b-word can't choose anything," Maddie told us.

"Just say bitch for fuck's sake," Rocco replied.

"No, you indecisive, hot, ugly, annoying, amazing, I give up," Maddie said and fell back onto her fiancé and the uggo Rocco played with Maddie's engagement ring.

That's cute or whatever. Fuck off.

"We need to work on your insults bestie," I whispered to her.

"So what's a virgin?" Missy asked again.

"You. You're a virgin." I told her. I got this.

"Is Chasity a virgin?" She asked me.

Shit.

"Yea Chasity are you?" Stefan asked me.

"Yea we're all virgins, Missy. Rocco and Madeline included." I told her.

"Okay so we're all virgins but what is a virgin?" She questioned.

"Someone who likes olive oil," I told her.

"Extra virgin olive oil?" Missy asked.

"Yea, that's the one. Why don't we go plan what you're going to wear for my wedding." Maddie said and took her upstairs.

Rocco left too.

I should go see Leo. Yea, haven't talked to him in a while.

He and I were close. We were besties when they first kidnapped me.

WAIT A MINUTE!

They kidnapped me.

Technically, he never adopted me so I'm still kidnapped...

Wait. That's true.

I broke down Leo's office door.

I kicked it's ass.

"Leo! unkidnap me now!" I told him and then I saw a back...

"Why is there a shirtless girl in your office?" I asked.

Wait a minute...

"OH FUCK GOTTA RUN, LOVE YA UGGO!" I yelled and ran out of the room.

NINJA TURTLE HAS A GIRL??

Oh my goodness.

Did I walk in on them fucking?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

Thank goodness I only saw her back.

Or is it "sucks I only saw her back?" No, I'm respectful so it's definitely a good thing I didn't see her tits.

She has a pretty back though.

Wait I have more brothers, don't I?

Yea Marco Polo, Frank Ocean, and the other ones.

Let's go see them.

"MARCO!" I yelled.

No one said polo.

I went upstairs and saw literally no one.

Did everyone ditch me?!

How rude of them.

Guess I have to set everything on fire.

They did this to themselves.

I slid down the stairs and guess what I found

a lighter and gasoline shirt just chilling there.

This is just calling my name.

I heard a knock on the door so I took the supplies and went to the front door.

I opened it and saw ew a cop.

"Are you Chasity Russo?" They asked.

"No," I replied and set them on fire.

I did enough charity work for today.