Florida, smacks Mass with a pool noodle:
Mass, holding another pool noodle: So you have chosen death?
Mass: And that's why before you eat anything you should always ask someone you love if it's ok.
Florida: Ok!
Florida, holding a guitar: I love you, can I eat the guitar?
Mass: No.
Florida: Aww.
Mass: Florida simultaneously annoys me so much and yet makes me so happy.
West Virginia, to Virginia and the Confederacy: You know what!
West Virginia: Fuck you!
Geo, crying:
Child DC: I got you something to help you stop crying.
Geo: You did?
DC: Rocks!
Geo: They're rocks?
Geo, hugging DC: Thank you!
Kentucky: I have a wrench, fear me!
Florida: Let's play dodge the car!
Gov: Florida no-
Florida, jumps in front of a car:
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
