Georgia: I don't know what ya'll-
Ohio: *starts burning stuff*
Georgia: AAAH!!!
Georgia: You better stop! Stop!
Georgia: Bitch stop!
Virginia: Oh hello there! Who are you?
West Virginia: I'm you but not a slavery supporting bitch.
Pennsylvania, to Virginia in the Battle of Gettysburg to: You made a fucking mistake coming here!
Ohio: Its war baby, what are you gonna do?
The Union: How are we losing?!
Confederacy: Ha ha that sucks.
DC: What happened to Georgia?
Kentucky: A bad man killed him.
DC: Who?
Kentucky: That, that doesn't matter...
The Union, picking up Ohio: So I'm just gonna put you in the East.
Confederacy: Hi what the fuck is this?!
Ohio: *holding a lit match and gun*
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
