Emma
You wanna know what I wanna know?
Steve
What?
Emma
WHO THE HELL ATE MY PRETZELS
Tony
I didn't
Bucky
I'm innocent
Clint
I haven't been in the compound for a week, I'm with Laura
Emma
YESTERDAY, CLINT.
Emma
I SAW YOU IN THE COMPOUND YESTERDAY.
Peter
wHaT?
Emma
YOU LOOKING REAL SUS, PETE
Natasha
I didn't eat your pretzels
Emma
WELL, WE ALL KNOW IT WASN'T VISION
Anonymous
Huh.
Emma
WHAT?
Anonymous
I don't even know who ate your pretzels.
Emma
SO?
Anonymous
That means the Author hasn't decided yet.
Anonymous
Which means your questions are useless.
Emma
NO, I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO ATE MY PRETZELS
Anonymous
Technically, no one did.
Anonymous
Not yet, anyways.
Emma
BUT THE BAG WAS EMPTY
Emma
ALL BUT ONE PRETZEL WAS GONE
Emma
SO HOW THE HELL DID NO ONE EAT MY PRETZELS?
Anonymous
Well, someone did.
Emma
SEE?
Anonymous
But at the same time, no one did.
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Texting THE Avengers
FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
