Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! (Not the typicall Chatfic)

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Group Chat:

RecoveryGirl: @CinnamonRoll how was your day with Nezu?

CinnamonRoll: I still don't get why I needed to fill out 42 pages.

Midnight: Did you say 42?

PowerLoader: Take a re-read!

Midnight: You sure you didn't make an error there?

Snipe: How about we I put the UNO reverse card down?

Midnight: Hahaha very funny!

CinnamonRoll: I am pretty sure it were 42. I mean it's the answer to life how can I get it wrong?

Hawks: Don't question my birdy!

UAratGOD: He is right.

PapaMic: Does that mean you gave him THE test?

UAratGOD: Precisely!

Dadzawa: it would surprise me if he didn't pass that one.

UAratGOD: he did and he got the highest score I have ever seen so I gave him the other one with 256 pages that you all know too well.

Snipe: Please don't remind me of that. I had nightmares because of it!

PowerLoader: I thought my brain was fried after this.

Midnight: Same.

HoundDog: @CinnamonRoll how are you feeling after all these tests?

CinnamonRoll: What test? I thought there were only there as an exercise.

Dadzawa: so you haven't told him.

RecoveryGirl: It surprised me that he didn't figure it out on his own.

Hawks: I don't get it. Which test? What are you guys talking about?

Snipe: Wait you haven't had to take the test?

Hawks: No?

UAratGOD: No, I took him in as a replacement since we need one after you know what.

Dadzawa: makes sense and i am thankful that i don't have to take them over!

PapaMic: You would have expelled every single one of them.

Dadzawa: i don't see the problem in that

CinnamonRoll: But they are not bad at all. They have great quirks that are perfect for rescue mission. Some of them would be perfect for combat and there are even 2 of them that are great for hostage situations. You can't just simply ignore that!

Dadzawa: if you say so, then i will give them all a chance.

RecoveryGirl: Back to the topic. Who's gonna tell him?

Snipe: NOPE, Aizawa would kill us!

PowerLoader: He is right, I am sure there is a meaning behind them not telling him.

CinnamonRoll: Telling me what?

Midnight: You just took the teachers qualification exam that had 256 pages and the entrance exam with 42 pages and you past both of them.

CinnamonRoll: But isn't the entrance exam in about a week?

UAratGOD: So?

Snipe: You shouldn't be surprised that Nezu has created the test already.

PowerLoader: Yeah, he loves to create crazy tests that can melt down your brain.

UAratGOD: That is not true at all.

ReoveryGirl: You guys are wrong. He loves to make planes for world domination.

UAratGOD: Exactly!

HoundDog: What did we talk about?

UAratGOD: That world domination is good but only in a book.

HoundDog: Exactly now stop planning to overthrow the government.

UAratGOD: I am only getting some good research materials.

HoundDog: NO, BAD CHIMERA!

UAratGOD: *Sigh* Remember me again, why I still have you around me?

HoundDog: Because Chiyo got me the job and you can't go against her.

UAratGOD: You are no fun at all!

Midnight went offline

Snipe: Ohh he got her!

HoundDog: I swear to god, that woman likes it rough.

Hawks: YEETUS DELETUS!

CinnamonRoll: What happened?

Thirteen: She was just thrown out of the window again.

CinnamonRoll: Is she okay?

Hakws: Don't worry! I can't just let Aizawa kill your aunt that spoils you too much!

Midnight is online

Midnight: Thanks Hawks and aww someone is worried about me! You are soo cute Izu!

Dadzawa: back of him or you will learn to fly. More precisely how to crash-land.

Hawks: That isn't fun, believe me!

Midnight: All right, all right you grumpy cat.

Dadzawa: kitten?

CinnamonRoll: ...

Dadzawa: kitten, are you okay?

CinnamonRoll: Yeah just overwhelmed. I don't know what to think off...

UAratGOD: You out of all people in the world deserve a place in UA. I could have just taken you in but I was sure you wouldn't have accepted that.

HoundDog: Neither would you have accepted to take the exam.

PowerLoader: I would love to have you in my class!

Dadzawa: HE IS ALREADY MINE!

PapaMic: Gen ed is also not a bad choice!

Dadzawa: HE IS FREAKING MINE!

PapaMic: You don't need to hiss at me!

UAratGOD: Well, the choice is yours. You can choose whichever course you want to be.

CinnamonRoll: I ahm

Dadzawa: come to the dark side and join me my child.

PapaMic: What the? Sho?! Are you high on coffee again?

Dadzawa: no.

PapaMic: Then explain your last sentence.

Dadzawa: I am an underground hero, I work literally in the dark.

UAratGOD: Good enough of an answer for me.

Hawks: You need to be in the hero course so that I can see you more!

CinnamonRoll: I would love to but I don't have a quirk that could help me be one.

Dadzawa: i literally fight quirkless and you beat Snipe with his own gun. not to mention you build a bomb out of materials that they didn't even know it was possible. if that is no hero material than i don't know what is.

Snipe: He is right, you don't need a quirk!

PowerLoader: You have your brain as a weapon!

UAratGOD: So hero course it is!