Group Chat:
CinnamonRoll: We have your child. If you want him alive then I suggest cooperating with us.
Dadzawa: you choose the wrong kid to kidnap!
Dadzawa went offline
UAratGOD: What is that you are after? Information, Money, Fame or just because it's fun?
CinnamonRoll: Information.
UAratGOD: What would you like to know?
CinnamonRoll: Where is the number 1 hero All Might.
Hawks: Hate to break it to you but I am the new number 1 hero.
CinnamonRoll: That can't be!
Hawks: It is!
UAratGOD: I just wanted to inform you that you might want to look outside your window.
CinnamonRoll: WHAT?
Hawks: Should have looked him over instead of just kidnapping him.
CinnamonRoll went offline
Dadzawa is online
Dadzawa: nezu i might need someone to cover me while i take him back to the dungeaon.
UAratGOD: Don't worry about it! Every security camera is offline!
Hawks: No police offer around you either! Oh, and should I take him from you?
Dadzawa: no, i will take my kitten back to chiyo and you take the villain.
Hawks: Ohh man, I wanted to take my birdy up into the sky!
Dadzawa: wanna come down and fight me?
Hawks: Not after what you just did, no thanks!
Dadzawa: thought so.
Dadzawa went offline
Hawks: Where do I take that scum?
UAratGOD: I will be expecting you on the UA ground in front of the forest.
Hawks: Will be there in 5.
Hawks went offline
Midnight: Should I do the preparation or does someone else want to do it?
Snipe: I am in as well.
RecoveryGirl: What a fine opportunity to finally test out my newest poison!
PowerLoader: I also have some very interesting new nanobots that can be programmed to do as I please...
UAratGOD: How about using it to destroy the brain from the inside?
PowerLoader: That is very possible.
PapaMic: Is the room sound proof?
UAratGOD: Yes, you can go full out!
PapaMic: Thanks, I will!
Time skip brought to you by Aizawa caring a shaking Izuku with some injuries to Recovery Girl.
Hawks: How is my baby bird?
RecoveryGirl: He is okay. I healed all his injuries. Thankfully they are not serious and besides some bruises and small cuts he didn't sustain any major injury. Howerever he is currently shaking like a leaf.
HoundDog: No wonder after being kidnapped and all.
PapaMic: How did this even happen?
Hawks: Midnight?
PapaMic: How is Nem involved in this? Did you pick him up?
Hawks: Yes but I have patrol today and he asked me if I could bring him to Midnight.
PapaMic: Nem?! What do I not know?
Midnight: ...well you see....
PapaMic: yes?
Midnight: You Miruko and I were supposed to meet today and I asked him if he wanted to join us...
Dadzawa: how does a child escape two pros?
UAratGOD: he is you kitten as you would phrase it soo it is very possible.
Dadzawa: good point but i haven't thought him any stealth technique
Midnight: That was not necessary.
Dadzawa: explain or do I need to hunt a rabbit down?
Midnight: welll ahm
PapaMic: NEM!
Midnight: Fine, I went to get us something to drink and Miruko was supposed to keep an eye on him but they were attacked by villains and in the whole incident he got lost.
PapaMic: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US WHY?
Midnight: We are both searching for him until the text came in... We thought we could deal with it and get him back before anything happens.
Dadzawa: you obviously thought wrong.
Midnight: yeah....
CinnamonRoll is online
CinnamonRoll: RecoveryGirl asked me to tell you guys that she is on her way with a surprise for the visitor whatever that means.
Dadzawa: good and maybe we can use a little bit on midnight too.
UAratGOD: Agree. Anyone want some tea?
Dadzawa: i suppose you don't have some coffee, do you?
UAratGOD: No.
Dadzawa: *sigh*
CinnamonRoll: I can make you some.
Hawks: Dadzawa.exe stopped working hahahahaha
Snipe: How do you know?
Hawks: Just entered RG's office and his expression is priceless!
Hawks went offline
PapaMic: I can only imagine what just happened.
PowerLoader: I want a confirmation! @CinnamonRoll
CinnamonRoll: Huh?
Snipe: What happened to Hawks?
CinnamonRoll: He is wrapped up in the black scarf and was yeeted out the window. AS far as I can tell, he is still hanging there.
UAratGOD: AIZAWA! Get him back in or you will deal with the media.
Dadzawa: *sigh* they are too bothersome but i don't care.
CinnamonRoll: No coffee and hugs for you!
Dadzawa: fine, I am bringing him in.
PowerLoader: Who would have thought that he has so much power over Aizawa...
HoundDog: You mean over us all!
RecoveryGirl: Agree.
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FanfictionAfter a couple of group chats that were created and destroyed, Mic decided to give it another shot and created a UA staff group chat. Unfortunately for him, he made an error while putting everyone's number in. What happen if he puts a kids number in...
