The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
ITS OFFICIAL
THE POTTERS ARE THE SASSY TWINS
GOD I LOVE THESE TWO BITCHES

baby black🥺🖤
IM IN POTIONS
WHAT HAPPENED

sister❤️
they put umbitch in her place
that's what happened

prongs
i love us

lion bitch🦁❤️
it's moments like these that make me love being head boy

baby black🥺🖤
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

puppy🐕🖤
okay okay
so we're in charms just chillin
vixen has nothing better to do so she was editing her charms book for like the fiftieth time this year

i actually give some of my notes for flitwick
and he uses them in future classes
i wouldn't mind being a professor here yk?

blondie👯‍♀️
SO YOURE THE REASON I GOT A T ON THE LAST ESSAY!?

i'm sorry?

blondie👯‍♀️
you're lucky i love you
bitch

jerk

baby black🥺🖤
can someone please continue
you two can argue later

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
right right
so jade was editing her book
james was watching her like any psycho brother would

lion bitch🦁❤️
i was intrigued
you should see her reg
she was also making one of her knives float

i was bored and you weren't taking notes
i went full on scarlet witch on that bitch
hand movements and everything

best black👯‍♀️
it was a sight to see
best thing was that flitwick didn't even care
at this point nobody does
we just roll with it

sister❤️
as we should
it was at that moment that umbitch walked in
she screeched when she saw vixen with the knife

my moony🌙❤️
my ears still hurt...

best black👯‍♀️
mine too

angel🥺❤️
she marched up to flitwick
"what is a student doing with a weapon in your class?"
HIS SASS
"she's reviewing the levitation spell as i told her to do. the trick is that she's doing it with wandless magic and what better way to do it, than with a toy knife."

i love that man so much

baby black🥺🖤
but the knife was real
right?

obviously, dum dum
it was one of my throwing knives

wormy🐭✨
so anyways
demon told her to let go of the knife
padfoot had to convince her not to throw it at her head
"no murder in flitwick's classroom. those were his rules"
so she let it drop and almost accidentally stabbed prongs' hand

lion bitch🦁❤️
just to spite umbitch i wouldn't even flinch
i would start laughing

sister❤️
that's not even the best part
umbitch told flitwick that he better give jade detention for handling a weapon and report her to the headmaster for expulsion
"that's the head boy right there. why don't you talk to him?"