xxx-xxx-0869
I've thought about it...
And I think
I don't actually hate milfs.
Good fucking morning to you too, Buddy.
What a wonderful thing to wake up to
Mhm
Did you actually just realize
like you thought about it thoroughly..?
Yes. I thought about it thoroughly
All I thought about was that sexy voice of yours 😜I forgot you even hated milfs
Well good on you! I'm happy you finally accepted your fate
Huh? what do u mean by fate
Not to like spoil your future or anything
but you're going to marry a milf
and i'm being serious
What the fuck? Are you okay?
ya
Right so who's this milf exactly
You're talking to her right now, baby.
No i'm not
shtu up
Make me
i will.
NAH
wait I mean yes
i mean like okay blushes
like
yea no
How many emotions did you just go through...?
confusion, embarrassment, denial and
funny i'm funny
if you didn't notice i'm funny
Yeah I didn't notice
fuck off
Ok
Oh
Anyways...
Do you not have work or something?
No...
Huh
Where does your income come from then?
Don't worry about it
MYSTERIOUS..
THATS HOT
I MEAN LIKE THATS SCARY TOO
WAIT WHY AM I SCARED AND TURNED ON
AT THE SAME TIME
Uh. Okay what about you then?
I work at home so...
Yeah but what exactly do you do?
Don't worry about it
...
Was that hot?
No
You're never satisfied
You're never good enough.
...
Ouch.
wanna make out?
let me guess
No
no
called it.
):
whatever
i don't need you in my life anyways
we broke up so soon
alas, my time is over
i must go
YOU ARE READING
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanfictionMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
