Y/n:
Stress
Garcia: awh honey why are you stressed ? D:
Emily: yah what's wrong???
Y/n: breathing tbh
Derek: yeah me too I'm moving to wyoming
Reid: Wait Morgan why are you moving? :( <- sad face
Hotch: Derek? You haven't discussed this with me, what happened that this was so sudden?
Garcia: OMG MY CHOCOLATE THUNDER PLEASE SAY SIKE
Emily: EXCUSE ME WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BULLY
JJ: oh my god really?
Y/n: ?????????
Derek: MOVING DEEZ NUTS ACROSS UR FACE AH GOT EM🕺🏾🕺🏾
Emily: oh my God he got us all
Hotch: ..
Hotch: that was clever
Y/n: LMAO IK DAMN WELL HOTCH IS LAUGHING RN I KNOW IT
JJ: made me cry :/
Garcia: OMG JJ NO :((
Derek:
JJ yall ain't getting rid of me THAT easy chilll
Reid: aint getting rid of deez nuts
JJ: spence ???????
Garcia: derek omg look what you did
Hotch: oh lord, Reid not you too
Reid: DEREK STOP TAKING MY PHONE
Reid: THAT WASNT ME I WAS GETTING COFFEE
Derek: 😘😘
Y/n: LMAOOO
Rossi: wait Derek's leaving?
Rossi: nvm.
Emily: Stop playing with ur noodle and read better
Derek: AYYOO? 💀
Y/n: I hope to everything that's not what is done behind closed office doors 💀 foul
Rossi: my what now
Hotch: That would be extremely inappropriate.
Hotch: wait dave please tell me that's not what you do
Y/n: LMAO HOTCH DROPPING THE SERIOUS ACT OUT OF CONCERN AND DISGUST
Hotch: I'm scared.
Derek: 💀💀💀 BOSSMAN YOU ARE FUNNY ASF SOMETIMES
Rossi: ?????? I JUST GOT WHAT THAT MEANT NO WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF MASTURBATING IN MY OFFICE
Emily: bc I like causing problems LOL
Emily: also you always close ur blinds its sus
Hotch: ^
Y/n: FOUL
Rossi: Its called privacy, you guys always stare at Hotch I don't want that for myself
Derek: rossi boy its bc hes more interesting than you and hes the boss so we r nosey ur not either of those
Y/n: LMAO💀💀💀💀💀
Rossi: the bullying is unacceptable
Emily: cry
Hotch: Guys, enough LMAO
Hotch: I mean stop
Y/n: when hotchy boy has a sense of humor 😍😍
Reid: 🚔 acab
Garcia: random but yea^ agree
Reid: I don't know what that means Emily told me to put a cop car emoticon with those letters
Reid: I doubt it means "All cookies are bomb".
Emily: it does i promise
Hotch: 😂
Hotch: that felt wrong bye
Emily: LMAOO HOTCH PLZ💀
Reid: I googled it and yeah
Y/n: when he learns how to research for himself af😍😍
JJ:
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!