Group name changed to 'BAU Baddies"
Garcia: :)
Hotch: Why
Derek: OO YUH SWAG ON HIM BABYGIRL GET IT TELL HIM🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
Hotch: .
Y/n: it is 2am what kind of drugs are you all on
Emily: the fun kind DUH
Garcia: pixie stix :3
Derek: nips r off by a lot
Garcia: what?
Emily: we dont wanna hear about your off centered nipples
Reid: Hey guys! I just finished a book.
Derek: I though ':3' was supposed to be boobies
Emily: dumbass💀
Rossi: when will it end
Derek: ROSSI BE DEPRESSED??🤹🏿♂️🤹🏿♂️ DAMN
Y/n: not funny 💀💀
JJ: I was sleeping.
Emily: without me?? damn 😔 *sad saxophone noises*
Derek: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emily: you ruin everything including innocent doors
Y/n: 2am hits and suddenly no one knows how to act
JJ: I'm muting this
Reid: Can you tell me how I can do that as well JJ?
Derek: JJ didnt ur kid like shit himself the other day? Be quiet
Emily: STOP 💀💀
Hotch: I thought it was the baby?
JJ: Henry.
Hotch: I'm laughing I am so sorry.
Y/n: LMAOO PLEASE
Emily: Potty trained just like his daddy 😍😍
Derek: ARE YOU SAYING WILL SHITS HIMSELF STOP IT RN I CANT ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS💀
Garcia: PLZ
Y/n: DEAD I CANT BREATHE THATS TOO FUNNY
Emily: have you seen that man? He looks constipated half the time I wouldnt be surprised
Derek: FOUL PRENTISS OUT OF POCKET GO TO BED LMAO
JJ: I have no words
Emily: ik ur laughing it's okay you can say it
Hotch: I know I am^
Y/n: 💀💀
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
